James A. Hunter > Quotes

“I didn’t want to throw him in any ol’ piranha tank, I wanted to throw him into a tank filled with genetically modified super-piranhas carrying tasers and bullwhips. Asshole.”
― James A. Hunter, Strange Magic

“She was like Oscar the Grouch, if Oscar had military training and a penchant for stabbing things.”
― James A. Hunter, Crimson Alliance

“As a leader, you must learn that every part is equally important, and every job must be done just so, or things fall apart. Even the greatest general needs men to command, and even the sturdiest wall will fall if built improperly.”
― J.A. Hunter, Crimson Alliance

“Let’s face it; I’m awesome, but you’re the equivalent of a half-trained monkey. No offense.> “That was super offensive.” ”
― James A. Hunter, Bibliomancer

“Holy shit balls. This was Hell’s version of the friggin’ Sarlacc Pit. Perfect.”
― James A. Hunter, Brimstone Blues

“Yes, the puns,” Shadowcroft said with some distaste. “I remember the puns were an issue for these dungeons.”
― James A. Hunter, Shadowcroft Academy For Dungeons: Year One

“FOR THE CITADEL AND THE SALT!”
― James A. Hunter, Rogue Evolution

“kid fresh out of college, his head stuffed full of useless facts that had few real-world applications.”
― James A. Hunter, Bibliomancer

“Brand-Forged.”
― J.A. Hunter, Imperial Legion

“Once my organs and bones finished playing musical chairs inside my chest cavity,”
― James A. Hunter, Vigil's Valor

“In a war zone”
― James A. Hunter, Cul-de-sac Carnage

“Semper Prepared, the real motto of the field Marine.”
― James A. Hunter, Bibliomancer

“On the plus side, you have the perception of a burnt piece of toast, so you shouldn’t have too much to worry about! I would watch out for rotten food and poison if I were you, though. Also, steer clear of those Rogue classes, because a Mage-based class with a perception of five will be a bigger mark than Big Mark—a robust Innkeeper who happens to be named Mark, and guess what? Big Mark has way~y~y higher perception than you.”
― James A. Hunter, Bibliomancer

“Though he didn’t have a family, the minivan was an excellent fit: smooth ride, inconspicuous, and great for driving folks to church. And, with large trunk space and fold-down seating, it was also ideal for transporting a body when the need arose.”
― James A. Hunter, MudMan

“Then again, back on Earth, in politics, sports, and art, dynasties always rose. Even in the military there was competition. Army versus Marines. Coasties versus Navy. Chairforce versus everyone else.”
― James A. Hunter, Shadowcroft Academy For Dungeons: Year One

“Stasis Halo would lock the mimic down faster than a boot Marine buying a used Dodge Charger at a twenty-one percent interest rate.”
― James A. Hunter, Discount Dan

“As long as there’s stealing involved, I won’t say no,” Renholm said. “Stealing is one of my favorite hobbies, second only to murder.”
― James A. Hunter, Vigil's Valor

“Whatever Dev had designed this thing deserved both an award for horrific creativity and also a year-long voucher for psychiatric treatment.”
― J.A. Hunter, Cataclysm

“No, some sort of tom fuckery was indeed afoot.”
― James A. Hunter, Vigil's Justice

“Yes, so far, your world’s greatest contribution to the multiverse has been the Marvel movies.”
― James A. Hunter, Shadowcroft Academy For Dungeons: Year One

“A soldier would do anything, go anywhere, take any hill, secure any objective, as long as they could complain while doing it.”
― James A. Hunter, Shadowcroft Academy For Dungeons: Year One

“This matchup felt about as lopsided as they came. Like pitting a handful of adorable kittens, romping through a pile of yarn, against a pack of rabid, genetically engineered Rottweilers wielding chainsaws.”
― James A. Hunter, Wendigo Rising

“Instead of being built in any sort of organized grid like most towns or cities,”
― J.A. Hunter, Crimson Alliance

“You only get to live once, and I’ll be damned if I make my way through life subsisting solely on salads and diet smoothies. But boy, were all those ribs and”
― James A. Hunter, Strange Magic

“They could be sacred bullets gifted to me from hippy tree Druids so long as they slayed some bodies.”
― James A. Hunter, Vigil's Justice

“Yay!” Croc cheered. “Let’s go crush our enemies and consume their corpses in preparation for our own dark ascension.”
― James A. Hunter, Discount Dan

“Thursday is Friday’s Friday, so it’s like the weekendiest weekday of the week.”
― James A. Hunter, Shadowcroft Academy For Dungeons: Year One

“fail to plan, plan to fail.”
― James A. Hunter, Empirical Endgame

“I speak as you do." "No," Detective Fuller said, a hint of teasing creeping into his tone. "You speak like fairy princess' in a fantasy or like Data in Deep Space 9, which I guess would technically make you an android not an alien, the point is I haven't heard you use a single contraction yet.”
― James A. Hunter, Two-Faced

“There’s virtually nothing more disorienting than having someone throw on the light and make a bunch of ruckus when you’re sound asleep. I have to imagine it’s even worse if you suddenly find yourself on fire.”
― James A. Hunter, Strange Magic