Casper Rigsby > Quotes

“Maybe you know the backstory of Batman and so you know that story isn't a factual tale. However in its simplest form the story of Batman's inception is actually far more believable than the Bible in its simplest form. The only reason people buy the Bible story is because piled onto a simple story about a space wizard is all this other fluff to try and make it look like it has more substance than it really has. But if you strip away the fluff and say it straight you can see it for what it is.”
― Casper Rigsby, The Bible in a Nutshell

“Noah lands the boat on a mountain, because screw you physics,”
― Casper Rigsby, The Bible in a Nutshell

“So everyone pigs out on Christ Crackers and Jesus Juice”
― Casper Rigsby, The Bible in a Nutshell

“This is the only real "burden" of atheism. It calls for one to take full responsibility for their actions. There is no guiding hand to lay the blame upon and no "divine" plan that relieves us of our obligation to act humanely and justly to all people. But it's a "burden" and a "blessing" as well, because it also means that we get to own all the pride in our own achievements as well. There is no guilt associated with that pride for us because we know there is no “sin” to trouble our mind. Religious people do not get to enjoy taking pride in their own accomplishments because according to their various doctrines all “glory” belongs to their god. They fail to see that this idea that God gets all the glory is like a father whose son does all the hard work on a science fair project and wins first prize, but then his dad comes over and says “Since I put my penis in your mother’s vagina a few years ago”
― Casper Rigsby, Where's Your God Now?

“John runs around and tells everyone that he met that guy from the thing that those people mentioned that one time”
― Casper Rigsby, The Bible in a Nutshell