Myron Mitchell > Quotes

“Zomboss summoned 20 Zombies, 15 Cone-heads, 10 Bucket-heads 7 Pole Vaulters, 5 Football Zombies, 10 Gargantuars, and 5 Zombonis. "This”
― Myron Mitchell, Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure

“WHAT THE F*CK!" Bonk Choy said. "Hey, LANGUAGE!" Sunflower yelled. Bonk Choy saw 100 Giga-Gargantuars and more. "That's like fighting Dr. Zomboss!" Infi-Nut said. "If only I could shoot two peas at once..." Peashooter said. "Speaking”
― Myron Mitchell, Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure

“The Zombies stayed in and sat on the bed. More Zombies came and they just spoke about brains and boogers and burgers and boobs and Bob and some Butts too.”
― Myron Mitchell, Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure

“1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!”
― Myron Mitchell, Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure

“WHAT THE F*CK!”
― Myron Mitchell, Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure

“Zomboss gave Repeater the Luigi's death stare.”
― Myron Mitchell, Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure

“One hour later, she didn't know what she was doing. She grabbed Peashooter, and started to make out. They had a baby! The baby was a Sun-Shooter, (or a Pea-Flower) which produces sun and shoots peas. But the thing was that each sun was small and each pea was worth ½ of a regular pea. Peashooter and Sunflower Loved their baby. Meanwhile,”
― Myron Mitchell, Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure

“Peashooter called the cops. The cops were Bonk Choy and Wall-Nut. BC was a bad cop, and Wall-Nut was a good cop. BC stared at Chomper then punched him in his throat. Wall-Nut told him to stop. Then, BC took him in the police car. Chomper was sentenced in jail for his life. Then, BC punched Chomper, taking Sunflowers dead body out. Wall-Nut vomited. One day later there was a funeral for Sunflower. All”
― Myron Mitchell, Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure

“AAAAA! HELP!" Snow Pea Screamed. "I got it!" Penny said. She pulled out a cage and put Zombie Sunflower in. "That wont hold her back for long," Penny said. Just then, they smelled Brains and Burgers. "Yuck!" Peashooter and Repeater and Snow Pea said together. It was Zomboss in his Zombot (Plants vs. Zombies 1). He upgraded a little bit even though it looked the same. The life was now 1,000,000,000! Bonk Choy came. "Hey punks!" He said. "I killed the Football dudes and I found 5 gold pieces!" "That's not gold, that's Golden Plant Food!" Penny said. All 5 Plants used GOLDEN PLANT FOOD. Peashooter shot 3,600 peas. Repeater shot 8,100 peas, then shot a big pea which is worth 900. Snow Pea shot 3,600 frozen peas. Wall-Nut Put on a CRYSTAL shield. Bonk Choy punched 5,625 times. "Zomboss was still laughing. His Zombot still looked clean. "NOOO!" Snow Pea said. "Penny, do you have any potions?" Peashooter asked. "Only a revive potion!" Penny said as Peashooter took it. He threw it. It only revives people. The potion spread around everywhere. Zomboss put down a Giga-Gargantuar. They killed it quickly and a golden Plant Food came out. Zomboss smashed it. They needed help so Penny called extra plants. She called Squash and Torch-wood. "Nice!" Peashooter said. "Now we are cooking with gas!" Repeater said. Torch-wood stood in front of Peashooter and Repeater. Squash jumped on Zomboss's head. Zomboss grabbed Squash. Squash accidentally landed on Torch-wood. Torch-wood got SQUASHED by squash. Then squash set on fire. "Grrrrr...”
― Myron Mitchell, Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure

“Behold!" He said. "My Lazer Destructo-Beam!" Zomboss shot Peashooter and he fell. "I remember! THAT'S how I got unconscious!" Snow Pea said. Just then, Bonk Choy and Wall-Nut came. "Someone wants their butt kicked!" Said Bonk Choy. He jumped in the air and Punched Zomboss in the head 2 times. Wall-Nut pulled him down. Repeater and Snow Pea shot Peas. Wall-Nut stood in front of Bonk-Choy for a reason. Just then, Confetti came out of Zomboss's Lazer Destructo-Beam. Then, two Zombies came out. One wore a Zombie Suit and the other probably moved the bot around. "Dammit! We have been tricked!" Said Bonk Choy. Peashooter woke up. Just then they heard a voice. "You have completed trial 1 out of 5. In half an hour, we will prepare to drive...HE HE HE HE HE HE HA HA HA HA HA HA!" "Lets Move! said Bonk Choy" So, the 5 Plants continued to search. END”
― Myron Mitchell, Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure

“Penny put Dave inside the front seat. Just then, the ground shook. They all fell down. END OF CHAPTER 6 WHERE DID THEY GO? WHEN WILL THEY EVER GET DAVE IN THE HOSPITAL? WHAT CHALLENGES WILL THEY FACE NOW? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!”
― Myron Mitchell, Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure

“PLANTS: Peashooter, Repeater, Snow Pea, Sunflower, Wall-Nut, Infi-Nut, Chomper, Potato Mine.”
― Myron Mitchell, Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure

“Squash jumped on Zomboss's head. Zomboss grabbed Squash. Squash accidentally landed on Torch-wood. Torch-wood got SQUASHED by squash. Then squash set on fire. "Grrrrr...”
― Myron Mitchell, Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure

“One day, someone dared Sunflower to drink one gallon of mixture wine, liquor, beer, and Mickey Finn in under 1 minute. Sunflower did it and she collapsed. One hour later, she didn't know what she was doing. She grabbed Peashooter, and started to make out. They had a baby!”
― Myron Mitchell, Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure

“Infi-Nut looked at the Telescope. "This is not just a Telescope!" Infi-Nut said. "It looks like its a Bazooka." Penny said. Infi-Nut sat in Penny to take a look at it while the other plants went to Zomboss's Castle. Zomboss gave the Zombies a job to watch the castle. They said "yes" and just turned the Alarm on. But it was actually a mistake, when the Zombies turned the Alarm on it was already on so they turned it off. Zomboss was ready to shoot peas himself in 15 minutes. Infi-Nut came out of Penny. "I”
― Myron Mitchell, Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure

“One day, someone dared Sunflower to drink one gallon of mixture wine, liquor, beer, and Mickey Finn in under 1 minute.”
― Myron Mitchell, Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure

“This is the end of those Retarded Plants!”
― Myron Mitchell, Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure

“Huh?" He said. "Lets go guys, We will find Sunflower, save Repeater, turn Dave back to normal, find Infi-Nut, AND Beat the Sh*t out of Zomboss!" Snow Pea said. "Then”
― Myron Mitchell, Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure