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“Why do fish live in salt water? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“Everything is the universe is either a jelly bean or not a jelly bean!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Facts for Silly Kids.: Fun trivia book for children age 4-9

“What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller!”
― Silly Willy, SILLY JOKES FOR SILLY DADS

“What’s the tallest building in the world? A: The library, because it has the most stories!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“There is a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?”
― Silly Willy, Silly Riddles for Silly Kids: Children's Riddle Book Ages 5-12

“A: Take the s out!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“Dolphins sleep with one eye open. Weird!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Facts for Silly Kids.: Fun trivia book for children age 4-9

“Hot air is lighter than cold air!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Facts for Silly Kids.: Fun trivia book for children age 4-9

“In Iceland you can eat a rotten shark!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Facts for Silly Kids.: Fun trivia book for children age 4-9

“What streets do ghosts haunt? A: Dead ends!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it? A: Post Office!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“What do you get when you cross a naughty sheep and a grumpy cow? An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood!”
― Silly Willy, SILLY JOKES FOR SILLY DADS

“You cannot hum and hold your nose closed at the same time!  Try it!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Facts for Silly Kids.: Fun trivia book for children age 4-9

“Why did a boy throw a clock out the window?
A: To see time fly!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles!”
― Silly Willy, The Best Joke Book for Silly Kids. The Funniest Jokes, One Liners, Riddles, Brain Teasers, Knock Knock Jokes, Would You Rather and Trivia!: Children's ... Ages 7-9 8-12

“Spelling bees!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“You cannot say “p” without separating your lips!  Try it!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Facts for Silly Kids.: Fun trivia book for children age 4-9

“own every video game ever made?”
― Silly Willy, Silly Scenarios for Silly Kids (Children's Would you Rather Game Book): Ages 5-12. Gift for birthday, travel or party game book

“bottom”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“dressing!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“Earth’s address in the cosmos is: Planet Earth, Earth-Moon System, Solar System, Milky Way Galaxy, Local Group, Virgo Supercluster, Observable Universe.”
― Silly Willy, Silly Facts for Silly Kids.: Fun trivia book for children age 4-9

“Q: Why don’t”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“…own a crime-fighting police dog”
― Silly Willy, Silly Scenarios for Silly Kids (Children's Would you Rather Game Book): Ages 5-12. Gift for birthday, travel or party game book

“Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“forward”
― Silly Willy, Silly Riddles for Silly Kids: Children's Riddle Book Ages 5-12

“Bigger!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“Q: Why did the picture go to jail? A: Because it was framed!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12

“On which side do chickens have the most feathers? The outside!”
― Silly Willy, The Best Joke Book for Silly Kids. The Funniest Jokes, One Liners, Riddles, Brain Teasers, Knock Knock Jokes, Would You Rather and Trivia!: Children's ... Ages 7-9 8-12

“Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? No need to cry, it’s only a joke.”
― Silly Willy, The Best Joke Book for Silly Kids. The Funniest Jokes, One Liners, Riddles, Brain Teasers, Knock Knock Jokes, Would You Rather and Trivia!: Children's ... Ages 7-9 8-12

“Question: Why did the banana go to the doctor? Answer: Because it wasn’t peeling well!”
― Silly Willy, Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12