Tyne O'Connell > Quotes

“Wear your pain like lip gloss!”
― Tyne O'Connell, A Royal Match

“My love is unique. No one can rival her, for she is the most beautiful girl alive. Just by passing, she has stolen my heart.”
― Tyne O'Connell, True Love, the Sphinx, and Other Unsolvable Riddles: A Comedy in Four Voices

“When I was in my early twenties I didn't have a need to rub together, back when my life was a series of wants and whims. But recently I had felt overwhelmed by longings that seemed to lunge out of me in the most awkward situations.”
― Tyne O'Connell, Making the A-list

“Not only was Miss Cribbe bearded, and always trying to get chummy with us like we we're her real children or something, but she had a disgusting incontinent springer spaniel called Misty, who was constantly sneaking in to the dorms and weeing on our duvets”
― Tyne O'Connell, Pulling Princes

“It was here in Mayfair, that adjectives such as gracious elegant sophisticated and sublime trip off the tongue like coins into a parking meter.”
― Tyne O'Connell, Sex, Lies and Litigation

“A pair of Blahniks and a girl can vanquish anything”
― Tyne O'Connell

“We live in different times. I would not have described London as a city of gun-toters but that was when Londoners still said sorry when you knock them over and called cappuccinos fluffy coffees & policemen, bobbies!”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

“London is speared by the tube map of fashion zone: zone one is classic-edgy, zone two is edgy-dowdy while the counties do a classic, edgy, dowdy hotch potch - epitomised so beautifully by Kate Moss.”
― Tyne O'Connell

“All I had to say to anyone that doubted our love was, "Eat your knickers!".”
― Tyne O'Connell, Dumping Princes

“The Only place to love a man or fight a man is below the belt”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

“I had wasted my life in the pursuit of a career, romance, financial independence and the best heels in town when it seems I could have done more for my self esteem with a .38 calibre handgun”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

“Men are mystifying creatures. For instance why do all men think their penis is a panacea for all the world’s problems?”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

“One can’t be too safe, only too sorry.”
― Tyne O'Connell

“Chic rarely bothers to leave the Rue De Faubourg Saint-Honore.”
― Tyne O'Connell

“Clamboring over building detritus was not the lifestyle Karl Lagerfeld had in mind for this sweet little powder-blue suit. As he oversaw the hand stitching in his atelier he had probably imagined the suit living a life of tea parties and lunches with the girls at the Ivy”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

“The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink’s shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

“The Duke is worried you lack the fitness to walk up Bond Street. You’re generation lacks the drive.”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

“The things you see when you’re not carrying a gun”
― Tyne O'Connell

“I suppose a cycle courier knows better than anyone how a murder on Marble Arch can hold up traffic.”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

“Pleasantly bustling shoppers streamed past us on Bond Street - smart-suited men and well-heeled women whose commitment to luxury goods glazed over their eyes like a bad case of malaria.”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

“She was to my ego what Rasputin was to morality, whittling away at my self-image with menaces and put downs viewed as compliments until I realised I was too old, too fat, too tall, too dull, too everything to ever find love.”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

“Men think wiles charming unless they find out your charms are wiles.”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

“It's called joining the property market - and it shits on war for stress”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

“I’ve got you under my skin, or is it just my eczma again?”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

“Never take drugs before Marmalade”
― Tyne O'Connell, Sex, Lies and Litigation

“He was your usual man when it came to romance, which is to say he couldn’t recite Baa Baa Black Sheep when sober, whereas when drunk, sixteen cantos of Byron’s Don Juan was par for the course.”
― Tyne O'Connell, Sex, Lies and Litigation

“I had walked all over the fragile bloom of his heart like a Boadicea in Blahniks”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

“What he needed was a metaphorical Bobbit job”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

“My astrologer predicted a year of successful enterprise and good fortune. So what went wrong? Had there been some ghastly beaureaucratic astral mix up?”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory

“She was the sort of woman who could suck out free will and self esteem with a look.”
― Tyne O'Connell, Latest Accessory