George P. Saunders > Quotes

“My first whore, I’ll talk about later and was more or less my teeth-cutter. But to continue, I sweet talked and Grey Goose-shot my way into a C-note quickie with the hottest one of these babes, and it was the best and most freaky buck-wild sex I'd ever had. This event changed me from being a decent, normal guy into an inveterate whorefucker, and somewhat of an aficionado.  Whores, if chosen right, are the creme de la creme of fucking, as they have practice, study porn tapes for BJ technique and largely like it, and the vast majority I've been with could win the Nobel Prize for sheer amazing fuckery.”
― George P. Saunders, The Art of Whoring: Adventures in Prostitution

“Yes, that’s correct, I’ve just managed to squirt out some anal leakage as my dream girl makes her way to the door. A genuine ‘shart’, fuck it to hell. Now, you have to understand, this is the first and hopefully last time this has happened. I’m not normally prone to shitting my pants. Least of all when I’m about to get laid. So I’m dealing with a combination of surprise, shock, embarrassment, and wet shitty ass as I contemplate whether the shit water has soaked through my underwear and into my pants, or if it was contained by me undies – and then the door opens.”
― George P. Saunders, The Art of Whoring: Adventures in Prostitution