Robin Williams > Quotes

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
― Robin Williams

“Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.”
― Robin Williams

“I used to think the worst thing in life is to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.”
― Robin Williams

“I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.”
― Robin Williams

“You're only given a spark of madness. You musn't lose it.”
― Robin Williams

“You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren't paying attention to.”
― Robin Williams

“Please, don't worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting. And if you're ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day... make a wish and think of me. Make your life spectacular.”
― Robin williams dead poets society.

“Never pick a fight with an ugly person. They've got nothing to lose.”
― Robin Williams

“So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart. You're an orphan right?
[Will nods]
Sean: You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fuckin' book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.”
― Robin Williams

“Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!”
― Robin Williams

“Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.”
― Robin Williams

“See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain't no time to be sane.”
― Robin McLaurim Williams

“We get to choose who we let in to our weird little worlds.”
― Robin Williams

“The worst thing in life is not to end up all alone. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.”
― Robin McLaurin Williams

“All it takes is a beautiful fake smile to hide an injured soul.”
― Robin Williams

“If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?”
― Robin Williams

“Smile boy, it's the sunrise

(His last movie line, ever)”
― Robin McLaurin Williams

“People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.”
― Robin Williams

“Some people can’t believe in themselves until someone else believes in them first.”
― Robin Williams, Good Will Hunting

“Many newspapers always talk about how many people have died, but they never say how many people have lived.”
― Robin Williams Mork and Mindy

“You can fool some of the people some of the time and the rest you can jerk off”
― Robin Williams

“I was just in Australia... If Darwin had landed there he'd have gone "I'm Wrong.”
― Robin Williams

“God heeft de man een penis en hersenen gegeven, maar niet genoeg bloedtoevoer om ze tegelijk te laten werken.”
― Robin McLaurin Williams

“At what point in history did a doctor become something more than a trusted and learned friend who visited and treated the ill?”
― Robin Williams (Patch Adams)

“I'm the Starbucks poster child.”
― Robin Williams