Dennis Freeman > Quotes

“Why not? Wait…how did you now my name?” Jon asked taking a step back. The shit had started to get creepy, and much more quickly than he had first thought possible. ​“Stay out of the woods. Stay away from the cabin. Go back where you came from. The woods is sour, Jon. SOUR!”
― Dennis Freeman, The Terrorverse: Slasher Survival School

“He cringed a little at the thought and was trying to think of polite ways to tell her to get the fuck out”
― Dennis Freeman, The Terrorverse: Slasher Survival School

“Maybe.” Spence said. “The fact of the matter is they ignore the warning signs. If someone tells you to avoid the cornfields because a cult of murderous prepubescents will fucking butcher you, you should probably avoid the goddamn cornfields.”
― Dennis Freeman, The Terrorverse: Slasher Survival School

“The dusty head of a massive moose was mounted above the fireplace, but the rest of the wall was noticeably bare.”
― Dennis Freeman, The Terrorverse: Slasher Survival School

“You got to remember that if a situation like that goes bad that I’m going to be the one to pay for it, and not you. The “white savior” bit may make you feel better but not if it gets me killed.” Kelsoh said.”
― Dennis Freeman, The Terrorverse: Slasher Survival School

“I know you will kid. Anyways, we need to get going. We have an anomaly reported in Washington. Ready to fuck up some sparkly vampires?” ​“Yes, sir!” Tobias said.”
― Dennis Freeman, The Terrorverse: Slasher Survival School

“Be honest, guys. What kind of cheap, low budget, straight to DVD piece of shit would have the main characters find a book ‘Slasher Survival School’?” he asked. ​“Apparently you don’t have a subscription to Netflix…” Eddie said sullenly before settling back at the table to read his C&C Monster Manual.”
― Dennis Freeman, The Terrorverse: Slasher Survival School

“My point is “evil” is as subjective as good is. From where you stand. Lucifer and rest of us are evil whereas we find our actions justified. Alex Weber was a lunatic.”
― Dennis Freeman, Brother's Last Call

“Let’s check it out.” Jon said, already starting down.”
― Dennis Freeman, The Terrorverse: Slasher Survival School

“Did you really scream ‘Get fucked, momma’s boy’ and unload a clip into that dead piece of shit, Tobias?” Spence asked. ​“I mean, I don’t remember exactly what I said. I may ha...” ​“Answer the question, Agent. Did you or did you not scream those exact words and proceed to empty an entire clip of ammunition into that rotting undead mother fucker in there?” his voice reached a familiar fever pitch.”
― Dennis Freeman, The Terrorverse: Slasher Survival School

“Drew? Yeah. That was tragic.” “If by tragic you mean fucking hysterical, then yes. It was tragic as fuck.”
― Dennis Freeman, Brother's Last Call

“Eddie was reading the Caverns & Creatures Monster Manual propped up on his knees while he rolled a joint.”
― Dennis Freeman, The Terrorverse: Slasher Survival School

“doing nothing is a choice and even the choice to do nothing has consequences. Fuck them. They’re useless.”
― Dennis Freeman, Brother's Last Call

“As far as I’m concerned they’re no better than the apes… Actually that’s not right. They’re worse. At least the apes have the decency not to wage war and destroy the world they’ve been given. Filthy fucking savages. The lot of them.”
― Dennis Freeman, Brother's Last Call

“I’m dead…” Andrew said matter-of-factly. There was no tremble in his voice. He might as well have been discussing the weather.”
― Dennis Freeman, Brother's Last Call

“A crimson fountain cascaded down the front of her gown as the blade ravaged her slender, white throat.”
― Dennis Freeman, Brother's Last Call

“have a good time with some actual friends instead of the creeps he played Caverns and Creatures with once a week. Those assholes were critical failures.”
― Dennis Freeman, The Terrorverse: Slasher Survival School

“But this is the Terrorverse…”
― Dennis Freeman, The Terrorverse: Slasher Survival School

“Alyssa saw the blood spurting before she knew she’d been cut. A fountain of gore cascaded from the gaping wound where her clavicle had been mangled by the machete. Her eyes bulged, and terror gripped her soul as gouts of blood poured between her fingers as she struggled to control the bleeding.”
― Dennis Freeman, The Terrorverse: Slasher Survival School

“Believe me I remember. I spent years trying to raise a prophet out of them to bring the tribe to Dad’s way. You kept having them sacrificed.” He said.”
― Dennis Freeman, Brother's Last call

“True enough. Things aren’t like they used to be. Did I ever tell you I was worshipped by a pretty large tribe in the B.C.? It was pretty groovy. Groveling, bowing, human sacrifice…those were the good old days. Not like it is now. There is so much red tape.” She said. “Believe me I remember. I spent years trying to raise a prophet out of them to bring the tribe to Dad’s way. You kept having them sacrificed.”
― Dennis Freeman, Brother's Last Call

“Let’s get going before he comes back with a gang of other sister-fisting yokels.”
― Dennis Freeman, The Terrorverse: Slasher Survival School

“As far as I’m concerned they’re no better than the apes. That’s not right, though. They’re worse. At least the apes have the decency not to wage war and destroy the world they’ve been gifted.” Rae sighed again. “I don’t know what he sees in them, Bell. That’s not my job. I just do what I’m told.”
― Dennis Freeman, Brother's Last call

“He had brought her home, taken her to Pound Town on the fuck-truck, and then he had invited her on the road trip that he and his friends had been planning”
― Dennis Freeman, The Terrorverse: Slasher Survival School

“Lucifer? You know after The Fall he became…” Rae put his hand up to stop her. “Yeah I know…I just prefer to remember the good days is all.”
― Dennis Freeman, Brother's Last Call