Trisha Telep > Quotes

“Any self respecting Scot knows that a good tartan is the solution to everything: it tells you where you are, where you belong, who your friends and family are. Forget the Vikings: those guys just can"t hold a candle to a delicious battle-weary warrior whose fighting skills and wicked sex appeal have spawned a thousand Scottish heartthrobs.”
― Trisha Telep, The Mammoth Book of Scottish Romance

“There is no difference 'twixt you and 'twixt me, save that one stands and one sits when we pee.”
― Trisha Telep, The Mammoth Book of Time Travel Romance

“Anything to avoid thinking about Mom's memorial service tomorrow. Well, not so much the service itself-she was far more afraid of facing her father.”
― Trisha Telep, The Eternal Kiss: 13 Vampire Tales of Blood and Desire

“I reached for my full awareness, the complete measure of my intelligence as a physician, philosopher, and devout practitioner of Sayokan – and the response I came up with was, “I defeated a what?”
― Trisha Telep, The Mammoth Book of Paranormal Romance

“Down in the willow garden where me and my love did meet
There we sat a-courting
My love fell off to sleep
I had a bottle of burgundy wine which my true love did not know
And there I poisoned that dear little girl down by the banks below.”
― Trisha Telep, Kiss Me Deadly: 13 Tales of Paranormal Love