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“Fucking two things up at the same time isn`t multitasking”
Dick Masterson, Men Are Better Than Women
“Beer makes all jokes funny. Beer makes ugly and fat women attractive, which is something ugly women can't do for themselves, because they're too busy getting fat. Beer is also refreshing and a good listener.”
Dick Masterson
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