Michael P. Spradlin > Quotes

“Did you ever notice you always attack monsters with sticks? You need to start carrying a bazooka in that backpack of yours,” Emmet complained.

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― Michael P. Spradlin , Out for Blood

“Purina. If you give her table scraps you’re going to have a”
― Michael P. Spradlin, The Alamo

“As far as she was concerned, NOC for Dirk meant Noxious Obnoxious Cretin.”
― Michael P. Spradlin, The Alamo

“Good. Now I’m going to go sit down at the table before P.K. uncovers the nuclear launch codes.”
― Michael P. Spradlin, The Alamo

“The battle had been won, but I couldn’t shake the feeling that the cost had been too great.”
― Michael P. Spradlin, Keeper of the Grail

“Good King Wenceslas tastes great; We might as well eat Stephen, When the brains lay round about, Toasted crisp and bleedin’. Brightly shown the moon that night, Though the virus cruel. When a poor man came in sight, He made fine undead fuel.”
― Michael P. Spradlin, It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies: A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols

“Which direction?" Robard asked.
"Robard," I said exasperated, "we need a boat. I believe boats are kept at or near the ocean.”
― Michael P. Spradlin