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“Conner. Conner who? Connor come in?”
― Bernard Morris, 150 Knock! Knock! Jokes
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“Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ed. Ed who? Ed tell you but I don’t want to.”
― Bernard Morris, 150 Knock! Knock! Jokes
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“Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mary and Abbey. Mary and Abbey who? Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!”
― Bernard Morris, 150 Knock! Knock! Jokes
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“Amahl”
― Bernard Morris, 150 Knock! Knock! Jokes
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“Feb 2nd   Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo.         Feb 3rd   Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo. Moo.”
― Bernard Morris, The Secret Diary of a Cow
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“Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I don’t like nuts.”
― Bernard Morris, 150 Knock! Knock! Jokes
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“Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Boo.”
― Bernard Morris, 150 Knock! Knock! Jokes
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“Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Arfur. Arfur who? Arfur got.”
― Bernard Morris, 150 Knock! Knock! Jokes
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