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“Well aren't you full of sunshine and donkey feathers.”
― Angie Fox, The Accidental Demon Slayer

“We'll make Evel Knievel look like a pussy.”
― angie fox, The Accidental Demon Slayer

“Both armies liked to poison their weapons. They usually used the blood of Medusa, or spittle from Cerberus, the three-headed dog of the underworld. I'd even seen them use Britney Spears perfume. We actually preferred that last one. It smelled nice and it wouldn't kill any mortals on staff.”
― Angie Fox

“The next morning I was up bright and early. Mostly because I'd sold the curtains.”
― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits

“try not just to become a person of success but rather a person of value.”
― Angie Fox

“if you wanted something done—come hell or high water—you leave it to a southern girl.”
― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits

“What do you say to a guy who'd go to hell and back, just to be with you?”
― Angie Fox, The Accidental Demon Slayer

“Three years of teaching at Happy Hands Preschool and I couldn't even cuss right.”
― Angie Fox, The Accidental Demon Slayer

“Less than a year ago, my life had been so simple. I had a nice little freelance design business going. I was marrying a man I thought I loved. And then --poof. Ghosts in my kitchen and ramen for breakfast.”
― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits

“It's never a good day when an ancient demon shows up on your toilet bowl.”
― Angie Fox, The Accidental Demon Slayer

“I think sometimes when you change, the last person who knows about it is you.”
― Angie Fox, Accidental Demon Slayer Boxed Set Vol I

“I had a logic teacher who always said you should never discount an answer simply because you didn't expect the data to lead you there. And boy, did I love logic.”
― Angie Fox, A Tale of Two Demon Slayers

“I'd live in a paper bag if it meant I didn't have to marry that bastard.”
― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits

“Although if it meant he'd answer a few questions, I'd offer to stitch him a king-size Irish Swag Bohemian Bell quilt. With my toes.”
― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits

“Quick," I hissed. "Tell me what you know about this place."

The ghost frowned. His face appeared sweaty and his hair was a mess, like he'd been running his fingers through it. "How about, 'hey, Frankie. How you doing, Frankie? I see you're missing both your legs, Frankie.”
― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits

“Lizzie, you stay away from him. That man is a troll.”
― Angie Fox, The Accidental Demon Slayer

“wasn't about to take any unnecessary”
― Angie Fox, The Accidental Demon Slayer

“That might have been the last time I saw Dimitri alive.”
― Angie Fox, The Accidental Demon Slayer

“weren't nearly as bad as the silence. He sighed, returning his attention to the parade of stores out the window. "And people said I was guilty of highway robbery." I kept an eye out for a parking spot. "I'm going to pretend you didn't just insult my job," I said, locating an empty spot up ahead in the town”
― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits

“darlin'.”
― Angie Fox, The Accidental Demon Slayer

“I closed my eyes and invoked the girlfriend privilege, planting my icy feet in the warm spot between his calves. Oh yes…his heat seared my frozen toes.”
― Angie Fox, The Dangerous Book for Demon Slayers

“hunch he'd seen me. And if he was from Sugarland,”
― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits

“slammed my door shut, a bit edgy. "Frankie's my friendly ghost, the one who tunes me in to the other side," I said, going out on a limb. The words hung between us, making me uncomfortable.”
― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits

“made gossip”
― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits

“I could run if I had to. I’d never been the fastest kid in school, but minions from hell can do wonders for your speed and agility.”
― Angie Fox, The Last of the Demon Slayers

“Clover.”
― Angie Fox, The Accidental Demon Slayer

“chill swept the room. I retreated until my back hit solid wood. I'd never seen a ghost or heard a ghost although I watched Ghost Adventures on television and I certainly believed in them and sweet Jesus I was trapped.”
― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits

“Grandma chuckled. "No, you're not going to start hearing everybody. It depends on the animal's intelligence and inclination. Squirrels, bugs and birds aren't big thinkers.”
― Angie Fox, The Accidental Demon Slayer

“Besides, I think that on some level, every one of us needs to believe we can hold our own against the monsters in life—especially the ones we were put on this earth to conquer.”
― Angie Fox, A Tale of Two Demon Slayers

“she wrote out an incident report. "Yes, Mr. Lemon. I agree. Those teenagers should not have positioned your garden gnomes like that. Yes. I do believe I've heard that is in the Kama Sutra. No, I don't know what page." She wheeled her chair over to one of the massive file cabinets and pulled out a yellow folder packed with paperwork. "Just tell Mrs. Lemon the gnomes were wrestling," she said, stuffing the report inside. "I'm sure there is a nonviolent solution, but I don't see how the mayor can help. Nevertheless, I'll put it on file immediately.”
― Angie Fox, Southern Spirits