Janet Tashjian > Quotes

“Play dead often and long enough and people begin to think you are.”
― Janet Tashjian, Fault Line

“There's conflict on every continent, the poverty rate is increasing, the environment's a wreck, and I'm not supposed to be affected?”
― Janet Tashjian, Larry and the Meaning of Life

“Here's the thing about being shy: just because you're not bowling people over with your giant personality, they might think there's not a lot going on inside. But they'd be wrong. Quiet types have rich inner worlds - we just don't let everyone see them.”
― Janet Tashjian, Sticker Girl

“Christmastime.”
― Janet Tashjian, My Life as a Meme

“The expression on her face is scarier than an actress in one of dad's horror movies.”
― Janet Tashjian, My Life as a Book

“math”
― Janet Tashjian, My Life as a Cartoonist

“news is he’s taken an even greater interest in my homework.”
― Janet Tashjian, My Life as a Gamer

“Umberto and”
― Janet Tashjian, My Life as a Joke

“By four o’clock”
― Janet Tashjian, My Life as a Billionaire

“WORK, WORK, WORK.”
― Janet Tashjian, My Life as a Book

“I hope this doesn’t come down to choosing between two of my best friends.”
― Janet Tashjian, My Life as a Ninja

“Rock and roll can change the world and save your life - and that's just for starters" -Quinn”
― Janet Tashjian, For What It's Worth

“Just because I’m not a good reader doesn’t mean I’m stupid.”
― Janet Tashjian, My Life as a Ninja

“with his chips. Carly,”
― Janet Tashjian, My Life as a Youtuber

“Begin”
― Janet Tashjian, My Life as a Cartoonist

“Parker”
― Janet Tashjian, My Life as a Stuntboy

“(Frank is not a fan of pancakes.) My dad hasn’t worked for the last two months, so he’s on kitchen patrol. He’s been a freelance storyboard artist for decades, but the movie industry’s in a slump and it’s”
― Janet Tashjian, My Life as a Gamer

“I took the video off YouTube,” he says. “You were right—it was mean.”
― Janet Tashjian, My Life as a Stuntboy

“Joining anything was not my usual thing- by a long shot... I don't know about you, but if 50 million people are doing something, I want to be doing something else- big time.”
― Janet Tashjian, The Gospel According to Larry

“As far as giving up Frank, we have only a few months more with him before he has to go to monkey college anyway.” “That’s probably where you’ll end up going to school too.”
― Janet Tashjian, My Life as a Cartoonist

“atways”
― Janet Tashjian, My Life as a Stuntboy

“Illusions.”
― Janet Tashjian, My Life as a Youtuber

“By the time I get home, I’m still stunned. When Matt won the mountain bike at the church raffle last year, I was happy for him. When his father’s friend invited Matt to a Lakers playoff game, I thought that was great too. Why can’t he be glad when something good happens to me?”
― Janet Tashjian, My Life as a Stuntboy

“They should change “Happy New Year” to “Ha Ha! You Think This Year Will Be Different but Don’t Fool Yourself—You’re Still a Kid.”
― Janet Tashjian, My Life as a Joke