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“In war, God is always on your side, no matter which side you’re on. God is invincible, but one side always loses. Nobody seems to see the fallacy in this.”
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“There are only two things truly worth doing; making love and raising children. How convenient that the first causes the second. How tragic that the second prevents the first.”
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“History is written by the winners of wars. So what we learn from history is that wars are won – never that they are lost. Which is why we keep having wars.”
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“The sign said TIP JAR. So I did. But then all the money spilled out and the piano player got really mad.”
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“We are all victims of the lies we choose to believe. Elliot MacDonald”
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“Is it merely a coincidence that copulation rhymes perfectly with population?”
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“We are all victims of the lies we choose to believe.”
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