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“Hey guys!” Hey Boom. “Oooh, is this the introduction?” Yes. Now clear off. You’re in the spotlight. “Oh come on! I wanna be in the story too.” “Clear off Boom! Leave this part to the famous people.” “Famous? Are you kidding? There is no one more famous than the mighty Dr. Boom!” Dude, it’s been what, four books since we last saw you? Our first readers have probably died from old age by now. “LET ME HAVE THE SPOTLIGHT!” NEVER! ON WITH THE STORY! “NOOOOOOOOOOO!”
― Minecrafters, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Explorer - A New Adventure "PART 1"

“YES, MY NAME IS GREGORY!” he snarled, “I AM KNOWN AS GREGORY! IT IS WHAT MY MOTHER NAMED ME, AND WHAT I SHALL BE NAMED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! AND IF ANY OF YOU DARES TO SAY ANOTHER WORD, I’LL ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE!”
― Minecrafters, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Explorer - A New Adventure "PART 1"

“Lava is best. It’d certainly help in this situation. WAIT, I HAVE SOME IN MY BACKPACK!” “NOOOO!” we all cried out. But of course, it was too late. The Head Admin emptied the bucket as we ran, and although it did a fantastic job in cooking the giant zombie, it also did a fantastic job in setting fire to the forest around us. “YOU DOLT!” I screamed, as we accelerated our speed, “DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU’VE DONE!?” “ALL HAIL THE LAVA GODS!” I’m starting to think he may have hit his head on the way down here. To prevent any further incidents, I grabbed a roll of duct tape and buried him in the stuff. “HAVE MERCY!” With the Head Admin unable to inflict any more trouble, I threw him over my shoulder and ran with the others to safety. And whilst I can’t say I enjoy fleeing for my life, being chased by boiling flames, I will say it did look quite pretty. Oh, and as a plus, it took out all the evil creatures following us. I guess that’s a bonus. “The lava gods are pleased,” the Head Admin grinned, before I stuck duct tape over his mouth as well. That would keep him quiet, I hoped to myself. “OVER THERE!” Dinnerbone shouted, pointing forward to what looked like a mountain. “IT’S A MOUNTAIN!” Charles cried. “A BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAIN!” Dr. Boom looked like he was going to cry out of happiness, “WE’RE SAVED!” “MMMMPHPHPHPHPH!” I could only assume the Head Admin was glad as well. I later found out he had a fear of mountains, and was begging to be left to the lava instead. Oh well.”
― Minecrafters, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Explorer - A New Adventure "PART 1"

“Hello? Is anyone here? Charles? Greg? Dinnerbone? Boom? Gosh dang it, I'm all alone. Guess they finally got sick of my introductions. Wait a minute, what am I saying? Who could ever get sick of my amazing introductions? Heck, people buy the books just for that. Well, that and my amazing adventures. But it's mainly the introductions that get the readers reading. Anyways, where was I? That's right!”
― Minecrafters, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Bounty Hunter 9

“Ahem. Three buckets of milk. One bucket of water. Eight pork chops. Seventy-two eggs. Three hundred and ninety-four barrels of cake.” “Sir, is that really the list of teams?” I asked. “Of course not, it’s the shopping list.” Facepalm.”
― Minecrafters, MINECRAFT: Diary of a Minecraft Gloomy Ghast 7. Return to the Academy

“You have a brain?”
― Minecrafters, MINECRAFT: Diary of a Gloomy Ghast - Mob Training "Book 2"

“think I’ll sit this one out,” I muttered to myself, sitting down on the floor and eating the sandwich I’d brought with me. “ARE YOU SERIOUS!?” “You look like you’ve got this under control,” I replied to Dinnerbone, before digging into my delicious sandwich. Yum. Eggs and bacon. “Errr…” CRASH! Dinnerbone was blasted into his little chair, as this new figure bombarded him with purple orbs of what I could only assume was dark magic. “DESPAWN! DESPAWN! DESPAWN! DESPAWN! DESPAWN! DESPAWN! DESPAWN! DESPAWN!” Fairly dramatic, dontcha think? BANG! Man, I love these catchy sound effects! The mysterious stranger was launched backwards, as Dinnerbone approached his foe with glowing white eyes. If it weren’t for his ridiculous moustache, you could easily have mistaken him for Herobrine. “MY MOUSTACHE IS NOT RIDICULOUS!” “Get back to fighting!” “BEGONE!” Purple spears, purple swords and other purple objects morphed into existence, before flying towards Dinnerbone and exploding upon impact. The poor guy didn’t deserve(d) it. “MY SPLEEN!” he moaned in pain, as he rolled around on the floor. “STOP MOVING!” his opponent demanded, attempting to hit him with the attack. Surprisingly, he couldn’t land a single blow after Dinnerbone started rolling around. “HELP ME OUT!” Dinnerbone begged. Oh. So the guy who wanted to destroy my server was asking for help. I couldn’t help but feel there was some sort of irony here. “THAT’S NOT HOW YOU USE IRONY!” “QUIT SCREAMING!”
― Minecrafters, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Explorer - A New Adventure "PART 1"

“So, that’s the plan, is it?” “Indeed it is.” “The plan that will do what we planned?” “Exactly.” “Just to clarify, this plan is the one plan that will successfully go off without a hitch, which will get us what we planned to get because we planned it so well?” “Say plan one more time and I’ll throw you out of the window.” “Alright, fine.” … … … “Think the plan will work?” “RARGH!”
― Minecrafters, MINECRAFT: Diary of a Minecraft Gloomy Ghast 7. Return to the Academy

“Dan…” he coughed. “Yes Charles?” “You’ve got five seconds before I pound you to a pulp.” I pointed the rifle at him. “You were saying?” “It’s so great to see you!”
― Minecrafters, Minecraft: Diary of a Minecraft Explorer - A New Adventure "PART 1"

“SWEET MOTHER OF NOTCH!” they”
― Minecrafters, MINECRAFT: Diary of a Minecraft Gloomy Ghast 7. Return to the Academy

“Dimaond”
― Minecrafters, MINECRAFT: Diary of a Gloomy Ghast - Mob Training "Book 2"