Alex Hirsch > Quotes

“Stay curious, stay weird, stay kind and don't let anyone ever tell you you aren't smart or brave or worthy enough.”
― Alex Hirsch, Gravity Falls: Journal 3

“Trust No One." What an absurd and paranoid idea. Trust shouldn't be given unconditionally, but it should be given a chance to be earned. There is strength in having the humility to work with and sacrifice for others-”
― Alex Hirsch, Gravity Falls: Journal 3

“Ultimately, Gravity Falls isn’t about codes or secrets – it’s about characters.”
― Alex Hirsch

“At the end of the day your brain is just a meat computer in a bone cockpit piloting a skin robot! You think the world makes sense? Nothing makes sense! So you might as well make nonsense! Think about it!”
― Alex Hirsch

“I'm a very relentless individual and have a lot more insanity coming”
― Alex Hirsch

“You can't kill an idea, but you can think of a better one.”
― Alex Hirsch, The Book of Bill

“¨If you purchased this book without a cover, you should be aware that this is stolen property. Good! Stealing is fine! Laws are made up! For more great ideas, combine all the extra fluids in your fridge in a giant jug! Down the hatch! our lawyers do not endorse the prior sentence; please close your eyes while reading it.¨”
― Alex Hirsch, The Book of Bill

“It's hard to believe it's been six years since I began researching the strange and wondrous secrets of Gravity Falls, Oregon.”
― Alex Hirsch, Gravity Falls: Journal 3

“Remember: reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram buy gold byeee!!!!”
― Alex Hirsch

“Nothing makes sense! So you might as well make nonsense!- Bill Cipher”
― Alex Hirsch

“When I was 12 years old, I was obsessed with codes, conspiracies, and secret messages. I would record TV commercials with SoundRecorder.exe on Windows 95 and reverse them to see if I was subliminally influenced to watch Pokémon by Japanese spies”
― Alex Hirsch

“Take a trip. It's out there somewhere in the world, waiting.”
― Alex Hirsch

“Remember reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram buy gold bye!!!”
― Alex Hirsch

“Dipper: Ready to head into the unknown?
Mabel: Nope. Let's do it.”
― Alex Hirsch

“Humans claim that the human body is "beautiful", but if you go outside naked, they arrest you immediately, so what does that tell you?”
― Alex Hirsch, The Book of Bill

“¨ Shame is a powerful emotion. But it grows in the Dark. The more I´ve tried to hide my past with Bill, the more hold it´s had over me. But sharing it with them, it went from a dark secret...to a joke. They didn´t see me as an irredeemable screw-up.¨”
― Alex Hirsch, The Book of Bill

“Lo creas o no, el cielo es real. Ya sé, ¡A mí también me sorprendió! Resulta que, en un multiverso infinito, todas las realidades concebibles pueden y deben existir, lo que lógicamente significa que existe un paraíso hecho específicamente para satisfacer cualquier deseo que imagines. ¡Qué suerte tienes! Y mejor aún, ¡Sé exactamente cómo puedes llegar ahí!
En la página siguiente, ¡escribiré las instrucciones para llegar al cielo!

Advertencia: si alguna vez has tenido un pensamiento pervertido, la tinta será invisible.”
― Alex Hirsch, The Book of Bill