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“There's a fine line between wrong and visionary. Unfortunately, you have to be a visionary to see it.”
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“Amy's beloved Pride and Prejudice is a flawless work of genius. He's proud, she's prejudiced, it just works.”
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“bazinga”
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“Penny, while I subscribe to the many-worlds theory which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons in an infinite number of universes - I assure you that in none of them am I dancing.”
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“I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.”
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“I am not crazy, my mother had me tested.”
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“That’s the rankest psychologism, and was conclusively revealed as hogwash by Gottlob Frege in the 1890s!”
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“There's no denying that I have feelings for you that can't be explained in any other way. I briefly considered that I had a brain parasite, but that seems even more far-fetched. The only conclusion was love.”
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“I don't need sleep, I need answers. I need to determine where in this swamp of unbalanced formulas squatteth the toad of truth.”
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“Friends are like toilet papers. It’s good to have extras under the sink”
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“I think that you have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble Telescope does of discovering that at the centre of every black hole there is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.”
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“You have to check your messages, the leaving of a message is one half of a social contract which is completed by the checking of the message. If that contract breaks down then all social contracts break down and we descend into anarchy.”
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