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“There was once a Minecraft Grass Block named Minecraft Grass Block. Minecraft Grass Block liked doing the things most Minecraft Grass Block children did. Minecraft Grass Block wanted to learn how to be a better Minecraft Grass Block, but how would Minecraft Grass Block become a better Minecraft Grass Block than the other Minecraft Grass Blocks who hoped to become better Minecraft Grass Blocks, or at least better Minecraft Grass Blocks than Minecraft Grass Block was at being a Minecraft Grass Block and hopefully even the best Minecraft Grass Blocks a Minecraft Grass Block could possibly become? Just turn the page, and follow the adventures of Minecraft Grass Block in this Minecraft Grass Block Diary of a 12-year-old Minecraft Grass Block named Minecraft Grass Block, a Minecraft Grass Block boy who hopes to become a true Minecraft Grass Block or at least a better Minecraft Grass Block than the other Minecraft Grass Blocks.”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Book 4

“We recently graduated from school, and the mayor gave us one last little school assignment. We had to write about our chosen profession. Twenty pages, too. Now, I love my village and all, and have absolutely zero regrets about becoming a warrior, but dude, c'mon. Who wants to write twenty pages about anything? Luckily, Runt thought of a way for us to avoid writing so much without breaking the rules, and every other student copied Runt's idea. Needless to say, the mayor wasn't too thrilled about that. Guess that's why Runt is back to crafting potato-based food items." Resisting the urge to ask 'What's a potato?', I nodded. "Hmm. Do you think I'll be able to speak with him?" "Probably,”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Book 5

“Thirty blocks, huh . . . too bad these leather boots don't have Feather Falling XX. I”
― Cube Kid, Path of Exile: Book 1

“He's so big, he can swallow a creeper whole (and he's so strong, he'll survive the explosion—the worst damage being a bad case of gas. The history book literally describes Mungo's huge farts after he ate a creeper. No, my friends, don't ever stand downwind of Mungo after he's devoured a charged creeper. It won't be a pleasant experience.)”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager: Book 2

“there’s probably a charged creeper lumberjack.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: From Seeds to Swords

“Well, I just took a nap on an enchanting table. And when I did, I learned something very important. Enchanting tables are very, very uncomfortable. In other words, nothing happened. I feel like I’ve been scammed! I just want to be able to kick a zombie so hard it flies back thirty blocks. At least thirty. Is that too much to ask?! Hurrmmmph!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“case you fell asleep reading my last few entries, I'll first go over the events leading up to today.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #7

“99 villager noobs in da town!! 99 villager noobs!! Smash one down!! Into da ground!! 98 villager noobs in da town!! 98 villager noobs in da town!! 98 villager noobs . . .”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“Kolbert put away his sword and . . . . . . from his inventory, retrieved . . . . . . an enchanted golden shovel.”
― Cube Kid, Minecraft: Wimpy Villager: Book 12

“I'm with you, bro! For the noobs of Aetheria!”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten 6

“Wimpy Villager Book 12”
― Cube Kid, Minecraft: Wimpy Villager: Book 12

“Something moaned so loud out there I had trouble sleeping when I went back home.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: From Seeds to Swords

“charged poo screamer”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager: Book 2

“Man, what are you guys? The Three Muskanoobs?”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: From Seeds to Swords

“I mined away the dirt blocks overhead. Brilliant white sunlight poured from above, as well as the scent of grass and flowers. The rain had finally stopped. After my eyes adjusted to the light, I gazed up at a square of cloudless blue sky for the longest time, taking breath after breath of fresh morning air. At”
― Cube Kid, Path of Exile: Book 1

“Sit! Stand! Roll over! Good boy! Now, split into a bunch of smaller slimes! Wait. Baby slimes can't do that, can they?”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #6

“We had a special Construction class today. At first, they just went on about the super easy stuff. Stuff even I knew. Like how it's a really good idea to put a crafting table and a furnace next to each other. Who doesn't know that? They're made for one another. Aww.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“ate lava instead.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“He'd probably tell all the other kids something involving me, diapers and a poo screamer. A”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“They're just really small emeralds! I swear!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #4

“See? Shiny emerald! Real!" Well, the blacksmith thought I was a total noob. One emerald for two iron ingots is a really good deal for the person getting the emerald.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #4

“OCELOT THAT JUST CHUGGED A POTION OF SWIFTNESS.”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“Some day, the mayor's gonna be saying something like: "You? A noob? Did I really say something so foolish? No, I always knew you were going to be the best, Sir Runt! Please forgive me, sir! Let me polish your sword for you!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #4

“At that point, Razberry paused—he was running out of things to ask. I guess three questions is a lot for him. Then, he just started asking random stuff, like:”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager: Book 2

“Eeeb's size. He had grown slightly; his claws, too. His fur had a blue sheen as well. He was changing? Why? Was that normal?”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 1 2 & 3:

“But Pebble, Donkey, and Rock said it was the stupidest-looking house they’d ever seen. Um, wasn’t that the point … ? Noobs!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“ALL BUSINESS. ALL THE TIME.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #6

“After thirty minutes of Mob History II, Runt will turn into a zombie. Runt will make moaning sounds. Runt will head toward the nearest door and break it down.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“THE ZOMBIES AREN'T COMING IN FOR TEA, LENNY. OMG THE ZOMBIES AREN'T COMING IN FOR TEA. Seriously? Who doesn't build doors?”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #6

“Mr. Beetroot, the history teacher, continued: "After several months of existing in the Overworld, a zombie will turn into a skeleton. The skeleton will grow smarter. The skeleton will run away if injured." Meanwhile, I thought: After thirty minutes of Mob History II, Runt will turn into a zombie. Runt will make moaning sounds. Runt will head toward the nearest door and break it down.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #9