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“There was once a Minecraft Grass Block named Minecraft Grass Block. Minecraft Grass Block liked doing the things most Minecraft Grass Block children did. Minecraft Grass Block wanted to learn how to be a better Minecraft Grass Block, but how would Minecraft Grass Block become a better Minecraft Grass Block than the other Minecraft Grass Blocks who hoped to become better Minecraft Grass Blocks, or at least better Minecraft Grass Blocks than Minecraft Grass Block was at being a Minecraft Grass Block and hopefully even the best Minecraft Grass Blocks a Minecraft Grass Block could possibly become? Just turn the page, and follow the adventures of Minecraft Grass Block in this Minecraft Grass Block Diary of a 12-year-old Minecraft Grass Block named Minecraft Grass Block, a Minecraft Grass Block boy who hopes to become a true Minecraft Grass Block or at least a better Minecraft Grass Block than the other Minecraft Grass Blocks.”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Book 4

“We recently graduated from school, and the mayor gave us one last little school assignment. We had to write about our chosen profession. Twenty pages, too. Now, I love my village and all, and have absolutely zero regrets about becoming a warrior, but dude, c'mon. Who wants to write twenty pages about anything? Luckily, Runt thought of a way for us to avoid writing so much without breaking the rules, and every other student copied Runt's idea. Needless to say, the mayor wasn't too thrilled about that. Guess that's why Runt is back to crafting potato-based food items." Resisting the urge to ask 'What's a potato?', I nodded. "Hmm. Do you think I'll be able to speak with him?" "Probably,”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Book 5

“Thirty blocks, huh . . . too bad these leather boots don't have Feather Falling XX. I”
― Cube Kid, Path of Exile: Book 1

“there’s probably a charged creeper lumberjack.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: From Seeds to Swords

“He's so big, he can swallow a creeper whole (and he's so strong, he'll survive the explosion—the worst damage being a bad case of gas. The history book literally describes Mungo's huge farts after he ate a creeper. No, my friends, don't ever stand downwind of Mungo after he's devoured a charged creeper. It won't be a pleasant experience.)”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager: Book 2

“I'm with you, bro! For the noobs of Aetheria!”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten 6

“Sit! Stand! Roll over! Good boy! Now, split into a bunch of smaller slimes! Wait. Baby slimes can't do that, can they?”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #6

“We had a special Construction class today. At first, they just went on about the super easy stuff. Stuff even I knew. Like how it's a really good idea to put a crafting table and a furnace next to each other. Who doesn't know that? They're made for one another. Aww.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“I mined away the dirt blocks overhead. Brilliant white sunlight poured from above, as well as the scent of grass and flowers. The rain had finally stopped. After my eyes adjusted to the light, I gazed up at a square of cloudless blue sky for the longest time, taking breath after breath of fresh morning air. At”
― Cube Kid, Path of Exile: Book 1

“Man, what are you guys? The Three Muskanoobs?”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: From Seeds to Swords

“charged poo screamer”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager: Book 2

“Something moaned so loud out there I had trouble sleeping when I went back home.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: From Seeds to Swords

“Wimpy Villager Book 12”
― Cube Kid, Minecraft: Wimpy Villager: Book 12

“Well, I just took a nap on an enchanting table. And when I did, I learned something very important. Enchanting tables are very, very uncomfortable. In other words, nothing happened. I feel like I’ve been scammed! I just want to be able to kick a zombie so hard it flies back thirty blocks. At least thirty. Is that too much to ask?! Hurrmmmph!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“case you fell asleep reading my last few entries, I'll first go over the events leading up to today.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #7

“Kolbert put away his sword and . . . . . . from his inventory, retrieved . . . . . . an enchanted golden shovel.”
― Cube Kid, Minecraft: Wimpy Villager: Book 12

“99 villager noobs in da town!! 99 villager noobs!! Smash one down!! Into da ground!! 98 villager noobs in da town!! 98 villager noobs in da town!! 98 villager noobs . . .”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“They're just really small emeralds! I swear!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #4

“And do you know what a teacher said to us? "Now boys . . . you shouldn't be copying those girls. Come up with your ideas, okay?”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“Golden Rule #17 Don’t mine stone with your bare hands. Long, long ago, there was a noob named Steven. He harvested wood with his bare hands because he thought using tools was a waste of resources. Why reduce tool durability? Why bother crafting axes at all? Steven’s hands had no durability, as far as he knew. Even if it took him longer to chop down trees this way, he could save materials. He could punch and punch all day and never waste any crafting tools. Steven was the kind of guy who, after loaning his best friend a wooden sword six months earlier, would ask for exactly one stick and two oak planks to be returned. Once, Steven and two friends bought a cake together. The cake cost six emeralds and was cut into six slices. That meant each person had to pay two emeralds. However, one of Steven’s cake slices was slightly smaller than the rest, so he argued that he should have to pay only 1.75 emeralds instead.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: From Seeds to Swords

“It's been thirty minutes, but I've almost mined this stone block! Boom! Got it! Wait, what?! Where's my cobblestone?!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #6

“I woke up before the sun”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“Such as the zombie who had a craving for diamonds instead of brains. The legendary zombie miner. He only wanted to eat diamonds. He ate lava instead. Oh.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“Maybe you're thinking: "Wait! Mobs don't do those things! Mobs don't work together!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“Mr. Beetroot, the history teacher, continued: "After several months of existing in the Overworld, a zombie will turn into a skeleton. The skeleton will grow smarter. The skeleton will run away if injured." Meanwhile, I thought: After thirty minutes of Mob History II, Runt will turn into a zombie. Runt will make moaning sounds. Runt will head toward the nearest door and break it down.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #9

“Dude, Minecraft doesn't HAVE glow-in-the-dark-mushrooms. Those are REDSTONE ORE VEINS, noob!!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #6

“He'd probably tell all the other kids something involving me, diapers and a poo screamer. A”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“This collection of masterful secret tips and hints was brought to you by Urf, the masterful talented swordsman and combat guru.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #6

“If there are thirty mobs around you, just run away," he said. He took a swig of water from his water bottle. "Just run away.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #3

“After thirty minutes of Mob History II, Runt will turn into a zombie. Runt will make moaning sounds. Runt will head toward the nearest door and break it down.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances