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“There was once a Minecraft Grass Block named Minecraft Grass Block. Minecraft Grass Block liked doing the things most Minecraft Grass Block children did. Minecraft Grass Block wanted to learn how to be a better Minecraft Grass Block, but how would Minecraft Grass Block become a better Minecraft Grass Block than the other Minecraft Grass Blocks who hoped to become better Minecraft Grass Blocks, or at least better Minecraft Grass Blocks than Minecraft Grass Block was at being a Minecraft Grass Block and hopefully even the best Minecraft Grass Blocks a Minecraft Grass Block could possibly become? Just turn the page, and follow the adventures of Minecraft Grass Block in this Minecraft Grass Block Diary of a 12-year-old Minecraft Grass Block named Minecraft Grass Block, a Minecraft Grass Block boy who hopes to become a true Minecraft Grass Block or at least a better Minecraft Grass Block than the other Minecraft Grass Blocks.”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Book 4

“We recently graduated from school, and the mayor gave us one last little school assignment. We had to write about our chosen profession. Twenty pages, too. Now, I love my village and all, and have absolutely zero regrets about becoming a warrior, but dude, c'mon. Who wants to write twenty pages about anything? Luckily, Runt thought of a way for us to avoid writing so much without breaking the rules, and every other student copied Runt's idea. Needless to say, the mayor wasn't too thrilled about that. Guess that's why Runt is back to crafting potato-based food items." Resisting the urge to ask 'What's a potato?', I nodded. "Hmm. Do you think I'll be able to speak with him?" "Probably,”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Book 5

“Thirty blocks, huh . . . too bad these leather boots don't have Feather Falling XX. I”
― Cube Kid, Path of Exile: Book 1

“He's so big, he can swallow a creeper whole (and he's so strong, he'll survive the explosion—the worst damage being a bad case of gas. The history book literally describes Mungo's huge farts after he ate a creeper. No, my friends, don't ever stand downwind of Mungo after he's devoured a charged creeper. It won't be a pleasant experience.)”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager: Book 2

“there’s probably a charged creeper lumberjack.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: From Seeds to Swords

“99 villager noobs in da town!! 99 villager noobs!! Smash one down!! Into da ground!! 98 villager noobs in da town!! 98 villager noobs in da town!! 98 villager noobs . . .”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten: Books 4 & 5:

“Kolbert put away his sword and . . . . . . from his inventory, retrieved . . . . . . an enchanted golden shovel.”
― Cube Kid, Minecraft: Wimpy Villager: Book 12

“charged poo screamer”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager: Book 2

“Something moaned so loud out there I had trouble sleeping when I went back home.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: From Seeds to Swords

“case you fell asleep reading my last few entries, I'll first go over the events leading up to today.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #7

“Man, what are you guys? The Three Muskanoobs?”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: From Seeds to Swords

“Well, I just took a nap on an enchanting table. And when I did, I learned something very important. Enchanting tables are very, very uncomfortable. In other words, nothing happened. I feel like I’ve been scammed! I just want to be able to kick a zombie so hard it flies back thirty blocks. At least thirty. Is that too much to ask?! Hurrmmmph!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“Wimpy Villager Book 12”
― Cube Kid, Minecraft: Wimpy Villager: Book 12

“I mined away the dirt blocks overhead. Brilliant white sunlight poured from above, as well as the scent of grass and flowers. The rain had finally stopped. After my eyes adjusted to the light, I gazed up at a square of cloudless blue sky for the longest time, taking breath after breath of fresh morning air. At”
― Cube Kid, Path of Exile: Book 1

“I'm with you, bro! For the noobs of Aetheria!”
― Cube Kid, Nether Kitten 6

“Sit! Stand! Roll over! Good boy! Now, split into a bunch of smaller slimes! Wait. Baby slimes can't do that, can they?”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #6

“We had a special Construction class today. At first, they just went on about the super easy stuff. Stuff even I knew. Like how it's a really good idea to put a crafting table and a furnace next to each other. Who doesn't know that? They're made for one another. Aww.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“Dude, Minecraft doesn't HAVE glow-in-the-dark-mushrooms. Those are REDSTONE ORE VEINS, noob!!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #6

“hearts. That was a huge amount of damage from a single”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #8

“He'd probably tell all the other kids something involving me, diapers and a poo screamer. A”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“Someone behind me coughed. Then Max stepped forward and said: "Um . . . sir? If I may ask . . . what is your . . . Combat score? Sir." Razberry snickered again. "Seven," the elder said proudly. "Yes, sonny boy, I've smashed a few zombies in my time. I once beat a zombie upon the head with a stick. Rest assured, I'll teach you all you need to know!" "I'm sure," Max said. "Did that zombie die?" asked a girl. "Well, no," said Urf. "But it became very, very angry." Someone groaned. There were a few more snickers.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #3

“they wouldn’t go near a bathroom for days after. They didn’t want the poo screamer to get them.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Such as the zombie who had a craving for diamonds instead of brains. The legendary zombie miner. He only wanted to eat diamonds. He ate lava instead. Oh.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #1

“Max cooked up a story about an enderman who wants to be a professional swimmer. The enderman is willing to pay 500 emeralds for a Potion of Water Resistance (so he doesn't burn while in the water). ② After hearing about the enderman, tons of kids at school freaked out. They wanted to brew that potion. Kids kept bugging the Brewing teacher about it. How do I craft one? What's the secret recipe? And so on. (The Brewing teacher got so annoyed, he called in sick today.) ③ Max and I dug up most of the sand around the village. (You need sand to make glass, glass to craft bottles, and bottles to brew potions.) ④ Yesterday, we spent hours crafting bottles.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #7

“You quick one! Like big rabbit! Me love rabbit stew! Hur, hur, hur.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #8

“Run away when thirty mobs are surrounding you. Really? Are you sure? You mean like, move your legs so you move away from the mobs? That's brilliant. Good tip.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #3

“Plus, they never try to protect themselves. Zombies just come at you in a straight line like noobs to signs that read “ZOMG DIAMONDS HERE.” Even so, it would be foolish to get careless when fighting a zombie. A single zombie can still be dangerous. Even if the damage they deal is pretty low, the attack will still knock you back. Imagine this: you could get knocked back by a zombie, into another”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“As if that wasn’t enough, a creeper rushed in and exploded.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“They're just really small emeralds! I swear!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of a Wimpy Villager #4

“Free cool stuff. Free cool stuff. Free cool . . . control yourself, Runt. Control yourself.”
― Cube Kid, Minecraft: Wimpy Villager: Book 11 (An unofficial Minecraft book)