S.A. David > Quotes

“Mum,” she frowned “if one has freedom of worship to either be a Christian, Muslim, Jew, Buddhist or pagan: why can’t one have freedom to marry whoever or whatever one loves?”
― S. A. David, 7 Flash

“I smiled and looked at him not knowing what to say as he walked to the parking lot. I knew fruits were of huge importance. I knew an ap”
― S. A. David, Wednesday

“My life had become a helluva plot that could give Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie another New York Times bestseller.”
― S. A. David, Twas Within A Minute

“I couldn’t take it. Not now. I could be Barrack Obama and my mother would persist in treating me like a baby who doesn’t know when it needs to be bathed.”
― S. A. David, Wednesday

“I was convinced that if one prayed hard enough, God gave one the tools to one's salvation.”
― S. A. David, Twas Within A Minute

“He was enraged and bitter and hoped for a personal meeting with Sarkozy where he would recount to him France's colonial history in Africa and make him see reasons why her policy of assimilation was a voyage to the destruction of Africa, its people, land, culture and sense of belonging.”
― S. A. David, Twas Within A Minute

“According to Okonkwo, the British via its indirect rule system ensured that Africans saw their native leaders as the demons who betrayed their people. He called it a demonocracy”
― S. A. David, Twas Within A Minute

“The Dragons of Bosnia-Herzegovina was the satan that Nigeria's Super Eagles was to confront in the second group game.”
― S. A. David, Twas Within A Minute

“Don’t believe anything she tells you. Her name is Mary. Mary is bitterness”
― S. A. David, Wednesday

“Sometimes I began to wonder if she was taking vengeance on behalf of her ancestor women whom her ancestor men turned into sex slaves and baby making machines.”
― S. A. David, Wednesday

“...colonialism in Africa was inevitable since the fittest and most creative person was the one that would be destined to lead.”
― S. A. David

“The polygrapher is not one’s friend even if he or she tries to convince one he or she is on one’s side. Outright deception! What the polygrapher frequently does is attempt to plant fear in the ‘interviewee’ by hyping the accuracy of the polygraph machine. For the love of God the polygraph machine isn’t God! The more one’s afraid that the skeletons in one’s closet would be unearthed; the greater one’s physiological reactions would turn out. Enough!”
― S. A. David, Wednesday

“Adora you're not telling the truth. Go back to your husband and pay gross devotion to your marriage and family. Edochie is an angel. Only agberos would watch football and transfer aggression to their wives, not a captain.”
― S. A. David, Twas Within A Minute

“What manner of man would lose a loved one and still have the right mind-frame to perform his work?”
― S. A. David, Wednesday

“Penis erectus non habet conscientiam. An erect penis has no conscience and so I d-”
― S. A. David, Breasts of Evidence

“His apology was like Good Friday.”
― S. A. David, Twas Within A Minute

“The Super Eagles soared and soared but La Albiceleste was flying in very bright colours.”
― S. A. David, Twas Within A Minute

“I have what it takes to make Chris World Outreach knock the Pope out of business. I can convince my parents to invest in your company until it’s in every nation of the earth”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“I’d have no option than to charge your mother with murder.”
― S. A. David, Wednesday

“They're our White brothers. We've all got shortcomings. Stop counting white faces.”
― S. A. David, Wednesday

“...a husband cannot be guilty of the rape of his wife because the wife hath given up herself in this kind to her husband, which she cannot retract. Sex in matrimony cannot be rape as the defense shall prove in this trial; and that Bode Ross is a fine, understanding and sweet husband who won’t perpetrate such a dastardly act.”
― S. A. David, Breasts of Evidence

“Husband, late. Never had children” – She looks deeply into Detective Kay’s eyes –“I had uterine sarcoma after our marriage forty nine years ago. My uterine was taken out.”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“You want a man to come back to you; you don’t go saying squalid nonsense.”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“(He) killed her and dialed 7411 and carefully placed the gun. If (He) can
Kill (His) blood, won’t (He) return the observers to God? Won’t (He)
lay to rest the diaconate whose body and soul is confined within the high brick walls just as (he) did Efe and the four observers?”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“And the greatest pity that the obscure lgala language is a borrowed and stolen mixture of the WaZoBia.”
― S. A. David, Pastor Chris

“Westminster is peaceful. Sometimes we forget to lock our doors and nothing happens.”
― S. A. David, Wednesday

“He was enraged and bitter and hoped for a personal meeting with Sarkozy where he would recount to him France's colonial history in Africa and make him see reasons why her policy of assimilation was a voyage to the destruction of Africa, its people, land, culture and sense of belonging.”
― S. A. David

“Yes. Do not steal their money. Do not take their wives and do not interfere with their religion.”
― S. A. David, 7 Flash

“You worship the king of Pop. Your soul is ignited by the New Age of Enya, Enigma and Era." She smiled weakly and continued, "You love Romance novels. They give you an escape route from the gory, grisly and sordid realities which are a part of our lives by reason of our profession." She bit her lower lip and released it. “You don’t womanize. Instead you implore the services of Lady Palm and her five sisters; and that of the breast biter. You do S and M, don’t you? You like beating or you like being beaten? Which of them? But I know you enjoy sex and pain.”
― S. A. David, Wednesday

“SOYINKA WON THE NOBEL PRIZE
ACHEBE, LITERARY COMMANDER
P.D. JAMES, WE LOVE HER
AGATHA CHRISTIE, QUEEN OF CRIME”
― S. A. David, Wednesday