Mervyn S. Whyte > Quotes

“You can’t ask somebody to pretend to be what they already are.”
― Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'

“O Death, where is thy sting?”
― Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'

“Finally, his expression came to rest on one that combined the crazed bloodlust of a sadistic Saracen with the homicidal determination of a Kamikaze pilot.”
― Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'

“I’d say our suspect has all the signs of mental instability combined with a psychopathic personality disorder.’ ‘Hmmm,’ said Malcolm, scratching his head. ‘Could be anybody.”
― Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'

“The humiliation of being condescended to by someone who was merely luckier than he was had forced Victor down a road from which no traveller who doesn’t understand philosophy but refuses to admit it ever returns.”
― Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'

“Thinking for a moment he might be able to do a George W. Bush and call it an ‘enhanced interrogation technique’,”
― Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'

“Another one? They seem to be multiplying like flies, these philosophers.”
― Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'

“Having a conversation with Malcolm was a bit like running in circles very, very quickly: you never got anywhere and all it did was make you dizzy.”
― Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'

“Liberté, égalité and frig-off-and-die-eté.”
― Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'

“In A Tale of Two Titties, there’s this woman called Busty Divine who smothers criminals with her knockers. It’s not your usual dirty movie, there’s a real story to it.’ ‘Sounds like a classic.”
― Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'

“Everyone knew that the department was deserted on Sundays – the joke being that H.R. were such God-like figures that on the seventh day they rested – but that didn’t make it any easier to infiltrate.”
― Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'

“This is no time for technicalities.”
― Mervyn S. Whyte, 'No Plan B, Malcolm!'