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“Par le bois du Djinn où s’entasse de l’effroi
Parle ! Bois du gin ou cent tasses de lait froid”
― Alphonse Allais
“Quand on ne travaillera plus les lendemains des jours de repos, la fatigue sera vaincue.”
― Alphonse Allais
“Lorsque tu verras une bonne
D'enfants, et non autre personne,
Assise au milieu d'un tender
Ou wagon de chemin de fer,
Découvres-toi sur son passage,
Salut à son noble visage !
Moralité
A bonne en tender, salut. "

(Fables de Joinville)”
― Allais a
“Anyone who has been privileged to witness the purée into which 170,000 bison (or 680,000 bisons’ hooves) can turn eighteen motor cars has a pretty good idea of the concept of nothingness.”
― Alphonse Allais, The World of Alphonse Allais
“The longer we live, the more we must admit that the salt of existence is essentially in the pepper we add to it.”
― Alphonse Allais

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