Eve Jagger > Quotes

“And then one day you get on a plane and you come home and you realize that was all it took to get back to yourself,”
― Eve Jagger, Hard

“Confucius says to be wrong is nothing unless you continue to remember it.”
― Eve Jagger, Hard

“If I knew this was what I was gonna get out of playing ball, I would have picked it up years ago.”
― Eve Jagger, A Night With Knox:

“I promise,” I say. “No more lies.” But that doesn’t mean I have to tell him the truth.”
― Eve Jagger, Hard

“It’s still perfect, which is how things are before you try them, how people are before you love them, or think you love them.”
― Eve Jagger, Hard

“Country music is basically one-third a part of Southern blood, the other two being church and sweet tea.”
― Eve Jagger, Cash

“Bullies before beauties,”
― Eve Jagger, Hard

“Clown cars don’t work unless all the clowns are inside.”
― Eve Jagger, Hard

“How about I introduce you to my favorite guilty pleasure?” He gasps and looks offended. “I thought that was me.”
― Eve Jagger, Knox

“It’s sort of weird to see doors out of context like this, leading to nowhere, knowing that eventually each of them will be bought and put to use, like this one will become the front door of someone’s childhood home that they will remember forever, and that one will be the back door that always squeaks when you try to sneak out at night. How things go from meaningless or unknown to significant with just one purchase, one decision, one encounter one night with the one right person. Or the wrong one. What can I say? Home Depot brings out my existential side.”
― Eve Jagger, Hard

“Rise and shine, asshole,”
― Eve Jagger, Hard

“tongue across the head of his cock, then lick down his shaft slowly. He moves his hands to my head, tangling his fingers in the back of my hair, and I take his whole cock, hard and throbbing, into my mouth. I slide my lips down and then up, down and up, consuming him.”
― Eve Jagger, Hard

“Hey, I resent that. Female me would be hot,” he”
― Eve Jagger, Knox

“I’ll take whatever I want, tiger.”
― Eve Jagger, Hard

“He’s seriously going to try and teach me how to play baseball?”
― Eve Jagger, A Night With Knox:

“Oh, bless your heart,” she says, which in southern is akin to ‘you poor, stupid thing.”
― Eve Jagger, Cash

“Oh, and in case you don’t recognize me, since apparently waitressing here requires such a transformation, I’ll be the hot one doing math in her head.” I lean toward Ryder, my lips close to his ear. “No push-up bra necessary.”
― Eve Jagger, Hard

“Well, technically we make money off of the guys trying to get laid by the sexy drunk girls.” He”
― Eve Jagger, Jackson

“I think the rules of our truce prohibit the use of words like ‘squeeze.’ That’s an automatic foul.”
― Eve Jagger, Knox

“This date has gone bat shit crazy.”
― Eve Jagger, A Night With Knox:

“Baseball, for me, is just a slight step above golf. He”
― Eve Jagger, A Night With Knox:

“Skylar, you are beautiful, whether you have all of your hair or none of it, whether you weigh eighty pounds or two hundred and eighty. You’re gorgeous and smart and fun, and so incredibly full of life. If Cory thought some dumb cancer would beat you, and that’s really what scared him off, then he’s a moron.”
― Eve Jagger, Jackson

“taking dating advice from Cash is like taking batting advice from a swimmer—but”
― Eve Jagger, Jackson

“The look on Tanner’s face is priceless. I want to take a picture of it, frame it, and hang it over my mantel so I can give it the finger every day.”
― Eve Jagger, Cash

“the scent of her skin salty with sweat but sweet at the same time, like swimming through an ocean of roses.”
― Eve Jagger, Hard

“It’s probably not going to shock you to hear this, but I’m fricking starving.”
― Eve Jagger, Knox

“Librarians often are wild in the sack, just like accountants.”
― Eve Jagger, Cash

“rule of negotiation is don’t check your emotion at the door, but don’t let it cloud your mind.”
― Eve Jagger, Cash

“To all the men in the bar: I’m not sorry, but her attention’s on me. She”
― Eve Jagger, Cash