Max Wirestone > Quotes

“Not everything needed to be processed. Some things needed to be ignored and slept on.”
― Max Wirestone, The Unfortunate Decisions of Dahlia Moss

“Honestly, I suspect that in this day and age most murders could be solved by the correct Google search. It could be a web series. CSI: Bing. I”
― Max Wirestone, The Astonishing Mistakes of Dahlia Moss

“Part of it was that I had slept, which is almost always helpful—to any problem, up to and including comas.”
― Max Wirestone, The Astonishing Mistakes of Dahlia Moss

“Any virtue can be taken too far.”
― Max Wirestone, The Unfortunate Decisions of Dahlia Moss

“And then he winked at me. Not even a real wink, but a Lucille Bluth stage wink.”
― Max Wirestone, The Astonishing Mistakes of Dahlia Moss

“It was at that moment that I decided to take off my pants. I’ve been dreading typing that sentence for a while because I’ve long known that there isn’t a way to write it that doesn’t turn out insane, but hear me out.”
― Max Wirestone, The Astonishing Mistakes of Dahlia Moss