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“Good. I want you to make me a weapon combining sanguinite, amberite, and dark steel. Do you think you could do it?” Zekours’s eyes narrowed. He smiled gravely. “Of course.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 30

“Hey, Noble Dark One! Get down here. Oi! I got some samogorths that need to go home.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 29

“People said you get angry too easily. I didn’t want to deal with that.” My face turned red. “Who said that?!? I’m going to kick their –” “I guess I was right.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 29

“I transmogrified into the ender wraith.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 27

“Can’t we be friends?” Timothy said, trying to save his own life.”
― Dr. Block, Firestorm

“All six destroyer endermen stood at attention and grunted.  (Apparently, it was their way of showing unity and dominance. But, truth be told, they sounded like pigs.)”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 15

“FishyBoi was as strange as his name. He had pale blue eyes that looked almost white. Under the right conditions, he might have been mistaken for Herobrine. In addition to his standard diamond armor and diamond sword, he had a pet parrot named Awesome. The parrot talked, a lot. It liked to mostly talk about itself. “I’m Awesome, braahk!” “You’re not, braahk!” “Awesome, braahk. Not, braahk.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“THUD”
― Dr. Block, Origins

“Zainab”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“The ridiculousness of language continues to astound me.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 4

“Hey, JediJedf?” “It’s actually JediJeff.” “What? Why didn’t you correct me before?” JediJeff shrugged. “People said you get angry too easily. I didn’t want to deal with that.” My face turned red. “Who said that?!? I’m going to kick their –” “I guess I was right.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 29

“Dang!” said John.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20

“I nodded my head and moaned in pain”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“Daddy and I left the End this morning. He is meeting with some of the leaders in Capitol City and he said I could come with him. But, the meetings were boring, so I thought I’d come see you guys.” “You mean, make fun of me, don’t you?” Jimmy said bitterly, crossing his arms in front of his chest and pouting. Princes Tina giggled. “It’s just so easy to do that.”
― Dr. Block, Dave the Villager and Surfer Villager: Crossover Crisis, Book One: An Unofficial Minecraft Adventure

“Come on, Bob, kill it!” “I’m trying, Tom. It won’t stop moving.” I looked at Wolf and whispered, “What do you think they are trying to kill?” Wolf shrugged. “Let’s go check it out.” We snuck forward until we could get a visual on what was happening. We saw that there were two large slimes and one baby slime. Judging by the way the large slimes were protecting the baby, I assumed it was their child rather than a random baby slime. The two players were slashing at the large slimes who were trying to defend themselves but failing. Eventually the players chopped the two large slimes into medium slimes, then into small slimes until they had finally killed all the pieces. That left the baby slime all alone. Bob and Tom looked at each other. “I think we should kill it,” said Tom. “Otherwise, it’s going to grow into an adult slime and try to get its revenge on us.” Where have I heard this story before? Bob laughed. “Slimes are stupid. It won’t be able to get revenge because it will be dead.” The players began to move forward to the baby slime. And that’s when something snapped in me. I was reminded of the night my parents sacrificed their lives for me. I couldn’t let this baby slime be killed. I jumped up and rushed to the players. Wolf shout-whispered, “No! Don’t do it!” I didn’t care. I ran up to the two players and without giving them a chance to surrender, mercilessly assassinated them. The baby slime looked at me with fear in its eyes and backed away, fearful that I would kill it too. But I didn’t. I put my sword back into my inventory and reached down and gently picked up the slime. “Can you talk?” I asked. The slime made cooing and booping noises, but apparently was too young to be able to speak yet. “I wish I could talk to you, Child. I would tell you that everything is going to be alright. I’ll be your new guardian.” Wolf arrived by my side a moment later. “It’s not part of the Way to kill players unless the killing falls under a specific rule or arises from self-defense.” I shot a look at Wolf. “I was defending the life of another. Is that not the same as self-defense?” “I guess, but it’s … hurrr … it’s a slime.” “Are you saying a slime has less right to be alive than us?” “I’m not saying that, but now that you mention it….” “Shut up. I’m taking charge of this child.” Wolf shook his head. “You realize that according to the Way, if you take the life of an orphan into your hands you have to protect it and see that it makes it to adulthood, just as I have with you.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 1

“The password is the following: Herobrine is rad and I wish he were my dad.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 20

“What the”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 15

“I stopped by Emma’s house first thing in the morning to check on her progress. She told me to get lost. Mad scientist.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 1

“Shut up.” It was Otis. He had come out of the house and had overheard that last bit. “You have no idea what legendary is. You wouldn’t know it if it hit you in the face.” “I sure would,” Pro said, balling his fists defiantly.”
― Dr. Block, Dark Fate

“Let’s do it then.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 13

“小籠包”
― Dr. Block, Torchlight

“I was passing by your dwelling, Villager 625, when I distinctly heard a ruckus.” “A ruckus?” “Yes, a ruckus. Not a brouhaha, a hubbub, or a mere disturbance, but a clear-as-day, bonafide ruckus!”
― Dr. Block, Origins

“I guess you’ve never partied like endermen”
― Dr. Block, Dark Fate

“It seems we have an imposter among us!”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 17

“I’ll be sure to give you all the credit if it works, and all the blame if it doesn’t.”
― Dr. Block, Kindred

“Just before the red eyes blinked out of existence, Dretsky and Señor Fuego thought they saw something else. The eyes were now centered in a black face surrounded by a white hood. They gasped, for in that brief instant, they finally understood who they had chosen as their ally, and it terrified them.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 10

“Sometimes it feels like all of Minecraft is based on a random-number generator or something like that.”
― Dr. Block, The Ballad of Winston the Wandering Trader, Book 4

“Make sure the rainbow-colored ropes are secure around his wrists and place him under 24-hour guard. I am certain we will need him for something later.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Books 16-20

“creatures are going to rush out of a hole and steal your cookies.”
― Dr. Block, Diary of a Surfer Villager, Book 21

“arduous”
― Dr. Block, Kindred