Vasily Mahanenko > Quotes

“And don't forget about the cookie; I'm only helping you because you promised me one.”
― Vasily Mahanenko, The Secret of the Dark Forest

“Did you get a brain as loot?”
― Vasily Mahanenko, The Quest

“I’m only a Level 16 Dragon,” I went on in an innocent tone, resurrecting the mad devils in Plinto’s eyes.”
― Vasily Mahanenko, Clans War

“War is easy, logistics is hard,”
― Vasily Mahanenko, The Karmadont Chess Set

“A friend of mine once told me that it’s not nice to use rude words with girls, so I’ll simply suggest that you take a pleasant walk at a location well known to you,”
― Vasily Mahanenko, Shaman's Revenge

“my Greed Toad and Hoarding Hamster would never forgive me for passing up this chance”
― Vasily Mahanenko, The Phantom Castle

“Barliona: if you do something yourself - you'll get a slice of the big pie. If you ask for help - you'll only get a biscuit. Tasty, but small. And it's the big pie I'm after...”
― Vasily Mahanenko, The Kartoss Gambit

“Money sure does have an effect on people. It makes them more unfettered, independent, free. It makes them want more from life!”
― Vasily Mahanenko, Shaman's Revenge

“Everything must have its measure, even your personal anger, otherwise the anger will take over your being and extinguish reason forever.”
― Vasily Mahanenko, The Phantom Castle

“In order to gather herbs fit for use, and not end up with trash that even traders wouldn't accept, you had to diligently measure the height and width of the stalk, then figure out their ratio and times that by the herb type, measure the resulting distance from the ground and thus find the only point at which the herb could be cut.”
― Vasily Mahanenko, The Secret of the Dark Forest

“Mount up, people! Adventure awaits!”
― Vasily Mahanenko, The Secret of the Dark Forest

“To be great is one thing, but to be able to love and to follow that feeling is something totally different…Jeez….”
― Vasily Mahanenko, The Karmadont Chess Set

“With great power comes great responsibility,”
― Vasily Mahanenko, The Karmadont Chess Set

“As Shakespeare once wrote, “Mana! Mana! A kingdom for some Mana!”
― Vasily Mahanenko, The Phantom Castle

“gnome, greedybuggeritis vulgaris.”
― Vasily Mahanenko, The Kartoss Gambit

“They're right when they say that turning left leads to a sinister end. You should only go right!”
― Vasily Mahanenko, Survival Quest

“They say that God is Truth. I don't know, really. Maybe that's how it is - it's not something I ever checked, so I'm not going to argue. But all arguments are evil and a great evil at that. And that's a Truth against which there's no argument”
― Vasily Mahanenko, Survival Quest

“Geez, what did I decide to work with a Shaman for? Look, you just dumped 15 months of work by three hundred people down the drain. The Shadow Dragon was supposed to be the main boss of the upcoming expansion, and yet the great hero rode in and decided to nix the whole thing.”
― Vasily Mahanenko, Shaman's Revenge

“Let my hands cease to create if I’m lying to you!” the gnome uttered the most terrible oath of the masters’ guild.”
― Vasily Mahanenko, Shaman's Revenge

“Magdey pledged to strip Ustar of any loot not only from the current raid but from several forthcoming ones as well. All”
― Vasily Mahanenko, The Karmadont Chess Set