Harmon Cooper > Quotes

“Damn the itch. Damn everything about inconvenient bodily functions and the urges they incite. The Canyon, Sterling’s home for almost thirty years now, isn’t a place to be taken lightly. If he blows his cover now, he blows his life. Reeducation or other forms of punishment await him on the other side of a rainbow that dips into a pot o’ shit.”
― Harmon Cooper, The Zero Patient Trilogy, Book One

“Their mother, twice the size of a hippo and with an uglier face to boot, shoots me the ‘I’ll do anything to protect my bear cubs from the evilness of the world including brainwashing them and purposefully raising them stupid just so they don’t have to face the reality of our world’ look.”
― Harmon Cooper, Proxima Riven

“Somewhere in the world, the Dalai Lama cringes.”
― Harmon Cooper, The Feedback Loop Omnibus, Volume 2

“The mask resembles a plague doctor’s mask with emerald polypropylene eye lenses. It has a long beak-like nose to allow excess pollution to linger. The nose is connected to a series of distributor cables tucked under the bar. The designer ones are made from real leather and on some occasions, endangered animal skulls and other fine materials.”
― Harmon Cooper, Life is a Beautiful Thing, Book One

“done”
― Harmon Cooper, Pilgrim

“Anyone unable to understand how a useful religion can be founded on lies will not understand this book either.”
― Harmon Cooper, Cherry Blossom Girls

“Hiccup disappears like a fart during a hurricane.”
― Harmon Cooper, Polynya

“Currently, I’m getting wasted off pollutes with a pregnant woman three days before Halloween at POLLUTION CLUB 512 in Los Angeles. Nelly is a tall chick with a silver glaze on her belly caused by a recent application of C-Baby. She’s in a cheesecloth shirt, topless underneath. Conservative compared to most at the club tonight.”
― Harmon Cooper, Life is a Beautiful Thing, Book One

“Attack the hole in its ass!”
― Harmon Cooper, Hyperborea

“Capture Halo, the Goddess of the South. Bring her to the North. To save one’s own skin is a marvelous thing, and this is exactly what Sterling plans to do by capturing Halo.”
― Harmon Cooper, The Zero Patient Trilogy, Book One

“Next time you try this meditative practice, which I hope you do before you go to bed tonight, I would like you to label your thoughts and ideas as they come to you. It seems trivial to think something, and then just mentally say the word ‘thought,’ or miss someone and say ‘remembering,’ but it will help you codify, and later allow you to swiftly silence the things you are thinking.”
― Harmon Cooper, Way of the Immortals Box Set

“You want an Ayahuasca topper?’ He looks at me through a pair of old leaks. ‘Sure.’ I nod towards Nelly’s stomach. ‘It’ll do the baby good.”
― Harmon Cooper, Life is a Beautiful Thing, Book One

“You’re right,” Roman said to Coma, “and we’ll figure all that out soon. Just sit tight for now.”
― Harmon Cooper, House of Dolls

“erosion of authenticity”
― Harmon Cooper, Doom System Survivor

“Heading down, just like you,’ the kid answers. ‘They were going to trim me, and my mom wants me to have kids, so she’s sending me to her sister in the South. You?”
― Harmon Cooper, The Zero Patient Trilogy, Book One

“EBAYmazon with free same day shipping.”
― Harmon Cooper, The Feedback Loop Omnibus, Volume 1

“I yearn to die charging headlong into enemy ranks rather than spoil away in this cursed home for the elderly. Do not be afraid of the sword nor the sweetness of suicidal glory!”
― Harmon Cooper, Mask of the Fallen