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“Let’s just say God had made her a woman in all the right places.”
― Stephen Kanicki, There Are No Saints

“So, Leslie Reed,” I said. “Is there—is there a Mr. Reed?” Leslie’s smile evaporated. “No,” she said. “Not anymore.” “That’s good. I—I mean, I’m so sorry.” I felt like the biggest horse’s ass as I farted my response”
― Stephen Kanicki, There Are No Saints

“He understood what most priests don’t: rules are to be damned if need be. The only thing that matters is how we help our fellow man. This is how we will be judged. Nothing more.”
― Stephen Kanicki, There Are No Saints