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“ACT I Dear Diary, I have been carrying you around for a while now, but I didn’t write anything before now. You see, I didn’t like killing that cow to get its leather, but I had to. Because I wanted to make a diary and write into it, of course. Why did I want to write into a diary? Well, it’s a long story. A lot has happened over the last year and I have wanted to write it all down for a while, but yesterday was too crazy not to document! I’m going to tell you everything. So where should we begin? Let’s begin from the beginning. I kind of really want to begin from the middle, though. It’s when things got very interesting. But never mind that, I’ll come to it in a bit. First of all, my name is Herobrine. That’s a weird name, some people say. I’m kinda fond of it, but that’s just me I suppose. Nobody really talks to me anyway. People just refer to me as “Him”. Who gave me the name Herobrine? I gave it to myself, of course! Back in the day, I used to be called Jack, but it was such a run-of-the-mill name, so I changed it. Oh hey, while we’re at the topic of names, how about I give you a name, Diary? Yeah, I’m gonna give you a name. I’ll call you… umm, how does Doris sound? Nah, very plain. I must come up with a more creative name. Angela sounds cool, but I don’t think you’ll like that. Come on, give me some time. I’m not used to coming up with awesome names on the fly! Yes, I got it! I’ll call you Moony, because I created you under a full moon. Of course, that’s such a perfect name! I am truly a genius. I wish people would start appreciating my intellect. Oh, right. The story, right, my bad. So Moony, when it all started, I was a miner. Yep, just like 70% of the people in Scotland. And it was a dull job, I have to say. Most of the times, I mined for coal and iron ore. Those two resources were in great need at my place, that’s why so many people were miners. We had some farmers, builders, and merchants, but that was basically it. No jewelers, no booksellers, no restaurants, nothing. My gosh, that place was boring! I had always been fascinated by the idea of building. It seemed like so much fun, creating new things from other things. What’s not to like? I wanted to build, too. So I started. It was part-time at first, and I only did it when nobody was around. Whenever I got some free time on my hands, I spent it building stuff. I would dig out small caves and build little horse stables and make boats and all. It was so much fun! So I decided to take it to the next level and left my job as a miner. They weren’t paying me well, anyway. I traveled far and wide, looking for places to build and finding new materials. I’m quite the adrenaline junkie, I soon realized, always looking for an adventure.”
― Funny Comics, Herobrine's Diary 1: It Ain't Easy Being Mean

“dodgeball”
― Funny Comics, Chronicles Of A Nerdy Girl

“MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! It probably isn’t Christmas when you’re reading this but I am just so excited and happy! A lot happened in just one day. Lemme tell you.”
― Fun ny Comics, Diary Of A Friendly Creeper: A Very Creeper Christmas

“I’m shaking in boots.”
― Funny Comics, Chronicles Of A Nerdy Girl

“Oh my God,”
― Funny Comics, Chronicles Of A Nerdy Girl

“I went outside the cave today! I actually went outside the cave! Was it scary? Yes. Was I supposed to leave the cave? No. But I’m old enough, I don’t care what the others say! It all started because I was standing at the mouth of the cave watching the rain. All night it had stormed. BOOM BOOM and BANG BANG and lightning! Oh, Diary, all the creepers in the cave were scared but not me! No way. Well, okay, I’ll tell you a secret, Diary, I was scared…but only a little! I’m not a baby”
― Funny Comics, Minecraft: Diary of a Friendly Minecraft Creeper

“I didn’t see any fire, but it was daytime, and it would be hard to see the orange glow in the sunlight, but still, that made me feel a little bit better.”
― Fun ny Comics, Diary Of A Minecraft ing Steve 3: Creeper Catastrophe! (Unofficial Funny Minecraft Comic)

“squirt”
― Funny Comics, Diary Of A Dorky Girl: The New School

“That’s why I’m glad to have a couple of good friends that know the real me.”
― Fun ny Comics, Diary Of A Minecraft ing Steve 2: Beneath The Surface (Unofficial Funny Minecraft Comic)