Jim Smith > Quotes

“OW!”
― Jim Smith, I Am So Over Being a Loser

“I HATE YOUUUUUU!!!”
― Jim Smith, My Mum is a Loser

“Future Ratboy”
― Jim Smith, My Mum is a Loser

“is going on?’ I yelled, because”
― Jim Smith, My Mum is a Loser

“HEELLLPPP MEEE, BAARRRYYYY”
― Jim Smith, My Dad is a Loser

“funny”
― Jim Smith, My Mum is a Loser

“Your dinner is getting cold, Barry,’ she said in her trying-to-be-scary voice, but it didn’t scare ME, plus I was trying to look keel in front of Bunky, so I grabbed the remote control and put Future Ratboy back on and turned the volume up to ninety nine.”
― Jim Smith, My Mum is a Loser

“started fake-crying in my bed while half looking around for Bunky, because”
― Jim Smith, My Mum is a Loser

“NOOOOOO!!!”
― Jim Smith, Barry Loser and the Holiday of Doom

“The next day my dad hobbled into my room with the shoebox from the loft. (He had”
― Jim Smith, My Dad is a Loser

“watching”
― Jim Smith, My Mum is a Loser

“Ratboy”
― Jim Smith, My Mum is a Loser

“What’s like a “Coach” but not as good? A BUS -”
― Jim Smith, Barry Loser is the best at football NOT!

“up”
― Jim Smith, My Dad is a Loser

“The loft floor is made up of really long planks of wood with massive strips of foamy stuff in between them.”
― Jim Smith, My Dad is a Loser

“I HATE YOUUUUUU!!!’ I screamed, and ran upstairs and started fake-crying in my bed while half looking around for Bunky, because he’s supposed to follow me everywhere like my dog. After about five million hours, I stopped fake crying and got up and peered out of my room.”
― Jim Smith, My Mum is a Loser

“nodded”
― Jim Smith, Future Ratboy and the Invasion of the Nom Noms

“Bunky and Nancy and did a wobbly”
― Jim Smith, Barry Loser and the Holiday of Doom

“dead”
― Jim Smith, My Mum is a Loser

“Say hello to Mike Muscle!”
― Jim Smith, My Dad is a Loser

“Twoface with his two stupid faces.”
― Jim Smith, Future Ratboy and the Quest for the Missing Thingy

“This is the end of the story by the way.”
― Jim Smith, My Mum is a Loser

“Bunky”
― Jim Smith, My Mum is a Loser

“I’d missed it and it was all my loserish mum’s fault.”
― Jim Smith, My Mum is a Loser

“HATE YOUUUUUU!!!”
― Jim Smith, My Mum is a Loser

“ladder”
― Jim Smith, My Dad is a Loser