Colette Snowden > Quotes

“And the more she says the words ‘fallopian tubes’ the less real they are. They sound like some long-forgotten musical instrument from a Pacific Island and I can hear the advert for an album of fallopian tube classics on TV: “From the foothills of Fallopia, the haunting sound of the fallopian tubes brings alive all your favourite anthems from the world’s greatest artists....”
― Colette Snowden, The Secret To Not Drowning

“Work’s just like school, except this time it’s a life sentence. No parole.”
― Colette Snowden, The Secret To Not Drowning