Brandon Baker > Quotes

“I’ve known ‘men’ like you all my life. Men that hide behind a veil of toxic masculinity, doing all the things that they think defines a man: being abusive, racist, homophobic, sexist, never washing between your ass cheeks because you don’t want anyone to think you’re gay.”
― Brandon Baker, Whatever Remains Of Us In The End

“A blood drenched mouth filled with millions of foot-long razor sharp teeth obliterating mountains of flesh and gore.”
― Brandon Baker, The Endless and Other Stories

“IM more of a man than you. I’ve known ‘men’ like you all my life. Men that hide behind a veil of toxic masculinity, doing all the things that they think defines a man: being abusive, racist, homophobic, sexist, never washing between your ass cheeks because you don’t want anyone to think you’re gay.”
― Brandon Baker, Whatever Remains Of Us In The End

“The cat then turned around with his tailed raised, giving Dennis an eye full of his feline ass,”
― Brandon Baker, The Endless and Other Stories

“He had the sudden impression that his brain was like a picture book and something was flipping through his subconscious, studying him, taking him in. He felt invaded.”
― Brandon Baker, Whatever Remains Of Us In The End

“The smile lines that perpetually creased his eyes and mouth from a life spent laughing,”
― Brandon Baker, The Endless and Other Stories

“Your deaths will be long, slow, and oh so painful. You have no idea what I’m capable of, but by the end of the night, you will. Come and get me, bitch.”
― Brandon Baker, Whatever Remains Of Us In The End

“Babou briefly contemplated running out of the still open back door as The Man went to his phone and started squawking away, but then he changed course, running quickly to The Man’s bedroom to piss on his pillow instead.”
― Brandon Baker, The Endless and Other Stories

“Come on Lee, we gotta talk.” Hopper’s voice was deep and gravelly, with a thick, phony-sounding country drawl. The accent was so obviously fake that under other circumstances Lee would have laughed,”
― Brandon Baker, Whatever Remains Of Us In The End

“You want me to pretend to have known Lex through some mythical gay grapevine that you think all of us gays have access to, and you want to go undercover and be my date at Claudine’s freshly murdered son’s wake?”
― Brandon Baker, Whatever Remains Of Us In The End