Charles Dean > Quotes

“run around in a purple tutu slapping people with a rainbow trout”
― Charles Dean, The Beginning

“He could either move forward or go back. Simple choices in life. Choices were always simple: yes or no, backward or forward, right or wrong. Consequences were the hard part. Having to deal with the results of one's actions and what came next. Watching how it affected those around you. Living with the knowledge that it was your choice that brought you here. That's what complicated things. Choices were the easy part.”
― Charles Dean, The Bathrobe Knight

“Firbolg: This race of giant large browed beasts”
― Charles Dean, End of the Faithful

“he threw the Golden Gilded Dragon Spoon of +10 SHUT THE HELL UP right at the bald Axe Knight.”
― Charles Dean, The Bathrobe Knight

“Let the monsters in their minds and the beer in their guts tell them the words they need to find courage,”
― Charles Dean, The Bathrobe Knight

“Just because we haven't charted a logical path to the conclusion yet doesn't preclude it from existing.”
― Charles Dean, The Bathrobe Knight: Volume II

“By the very fangs of malice, I am not that I play. I am no gentle lady of the house. I am truly the twisted, and on conflict do I thrive as this world I lay both sweet and cunning hands upon: thinking, you are the cruelest she alive, if you will lead these gentle graces to the grave.”
― Charles Dean, The Heroic Villain 2

“Kass dragged home a stray kitten she found when she was a little girl. I would do anything to make that girl happy. But not a cat. She doesn't deserve that. No one does.”
― Charles Dean, The Bathrobe Knight: Volume II

“Dwarf: Short Vikings.”
― Charles Dean, End of the Faithful

“Fine, no one will think less of you. Except you. You’ll think less of you,”
― Charles Dean, The Beginning

“Fathachscamalsealgair,”
― Charles Dean, Harbinger of Ash

“We’re in a fight, and you wish to toast a victory the moment the enemy falls over? Wonderful!”
― Charles Dean, Harbinger of Ash

“The Internet was known for having more gender benders than a drag race without cars.”
― Charles Dean, The Bathrobe Knight

“You hear that, you creepy cave? I, Margaret Elizabeth Toireasa Aibreann Síl Aedha Eaniag of House O’Carroll, am not afraid of you!”
― Charles Dean, Harbinger of Ash

“Name’s Nick, Nick the Quick with the big, long—”
― Charles Dean, Death's Favorite Warlock