J.J. Mulder > Quotes

“Above me, Nigel is muttering in rapid French; I hope he's not telling me what to do, because my limited knowledge of the language does not yet include instructions on how to give head properly.”
― J.J. Mulder, Square to the Puck

“Oh, you have a lot of pads?” “No, I just block pucks naked and hope for the best.”
― J.J. Mulder, Shots on Net

“I don’t know, I just…he felt right, is all.” I blush as I say this, the tips of my ears burning. There’s no better way to explain it, though. Carter was inevitable.”
― J.J. Mulder, Shots on Net

“Wars have been fought for less than a smile like Max Kuemper’s.”
― J.J. Mulder, Save the Game

“If Atlas never wanted to kiss me again, I would be sad, but if he never wanted to talk to me again, I would be devastated.”
― J.J. Mulder, On the Edge

“Careful what you wish for, Luke Kelly,” he warns, holding his hand out to me palm up across the center console. “You’d be an easy person to fall in love with.”
― J.J. Mulder, Save the Game

“As I knew it would be, the door is flung suddenly open so violently the bang off the wall is audible even over the rap song. Carter, who has eyes only for me, smiles and steps out. He’d obviously been mid-change, because he’s wearing only his base layer of clothing. Everything is very tight, and very revealing.”
― J.J. Mulder, Shots on Net

“Did he stand there quietly, displeasure radiating off of him in cartoon waves?” (...)
“I swear to you, the temperature in the hallway dropped by ten degrees.”
“He’s perfected the art of using silence to shout.”
― J.J. Mulder

“Pulling my hands from the pockets of my jacket to ineffectually blow hot hair on them,”
― J.J. Mulder, Finest Kind of Fate

“You’d be easy to fall in love with too”
― J.J. Mulder, Save the Game

“How do you always smell like sunshine,” he mumbles. “It can’t be normal.” “What does sunshine smell like”
― J.J. Mulder, Save the Game

“Hello”
― J.J. Mulder, Save the Game

“I can smell the sunscreen and sunshine on his skin”
― J.J. Mulder, Save the Game

“I’m so glad he answered my ad for a roommate.”
― J.J. Mulder, Shots on Net

“He slams the backdoor shut as well, slinging the bag over his shoulder. I wonder if we even have to knock on the door or if our presence was effectively announced with the door slamming.”
― J.J. Mulder, Shots on Net

“That’s just the way the world is. Queer kids have to come out and straight kids just get to be who they are.”
― J.J. Mulder, From Coast to Coast

“All last night I was”
― J.J. Mulder, Save the Game

“You better not fall in love with me,” he warns, hopping off of the counter and brushing up against me. “One marriage was enough for me, I won’t do it again.” “Oh, I make no promises about that,” I laugh,”
― J.J. Mulder, From Coast to Coast

“For the first time in a long time, I fantasize about kissing someone on the mouth.”
― J.J. Mulder, Save the Game

“And consent is important,” she says”
― J.J. Mulder, Save the Game

“I want to inch close enough to smell him, maybe drape an arm over his middle so I can feel the rise and fall of his stomach. Instead, I remain flat on my back, miserable with my thoughts of all the things I know I can’t have.”
― J.J. Mulder, Shots on Net

“I follow him, and make a mental note to check his name against police reports. Those look like the kind of biceps they make in prison.”
― J.J. Mulder, Shots on Net

“Careful what you wish for”
― J.J. Mulder, Save the Game

“Boyfriend”
― J.J. Mulder, Save the Game

“Stop saying sorry or you’re going to piss me off. You didn’t offend my delicate sensibilities. I’m fine; we’re fine. You didn’t ruin anything. Fuck”
― J.J. Mulder, Save the Game

“Luke’s ridiculous flirting and goofy disposition make me feel like I’ve spent the last few hours sitting in the sun, skin still tingling with the warmth of the rays.”
― J.J. Mulder, Save the Game

“He has one ankle crossed over the opposite knee, and his khaki pants are stretched obscenely over his crotch and thighs. I definitely don’t look. I don’t even like him like that. “I am nervous.” “What’s the interview for?” I ask his dick, because who the fuck am I kidding, I can’t look away.”
― J.J. Mulder, On the Edge

“Maxy”
― J.J. Mulder, Save the Game

“There is a pressure mounting in my chest, and I think that if he doesn’t kiss me soon, I’m probably going to die.”
― J.J. Mulder, Save the Game

“I have a disturbingly caveman-esque voice in the back of my mind”
― J.J. Mulder, Save the Game