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“Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves     A”
― Dexter Dweezel, Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves

“Once upon a time, in a land  of verdant fields and stone castles, an evil queen and a lovely maiden… You know what? Never mind the introduction, let’s just skip to the action!   “Mirror,”
― Dexter Dweezel, Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves

“POW”
― Dexter Dweezel, Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves

“me with that bunny!” shouted Hunkules. He was so angry that it took him a moment to really look at the girl, and when he did he saw that her skin was almost as white as a vampire’s. It was the girl from the magic mirror, Lily White! “That bunny, I’ll have you know, thinks my grandmother is an alcoholic,” said Lily White, her eyes lit with fury.”
― Dexter Dweezel, Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves

“flabbergasted.”
― Dexter Dweezel, Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves

“Sincerely,”
― Dexter Dweezel, Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves

“one woman loudly”
― Dexter Dweezel, Family Wars Episode I: The Forced Dinner, Starring Dark Zader: Star Wars Parody

“of”
― Dexter Dweezel, Funny Stories for Kids: Lily White and the Horrible Dwarves