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“mama so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "We don't do livestock".”
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“Yo mama so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.”
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“Yo mama so fat, she left her iphone in her back pocket and it turned into an ipad.”
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“Yo mama so fat, she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book!”
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“You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.”
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“Please tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes.”
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“That’s a nice dress. But it would look better in an evidence bag at my trial.”
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“What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?”
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“application”
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“Yo mama so dumb, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.”
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“You're the only girl I love right now, but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.”
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