Hidekaz Himaruya > Quotes

“In this world . . .

It's Heaven when:
The French are chefs
The British are police
The Germans are engineers
The Swiss are bankers
And the Italians are lovers

It's Hell when:
The English are chefs
The Germans are police
The French are engineers
The Swiss are lovers
And the Italians are bankers.”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“PASTA!!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 1

“It seems as if Americans like to be the center of attention even after they're dead.”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“If you watch a scary movie together, then the scariness is cut in half!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“Of course, my Christmas is (so much more) gorgeous and romantic (than Germany's)!! And unlike the rest of the world, we leave wine behind for Santa Claus!"
"So Santa-san is delivering gifts to children while driving under the influence . . . ?”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“The Japanese are easily influenced,
Italian's are infectious,
And German's are German's wherever they go.”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“China, you run in there and bust out some crazy Shaolin kung-fu, then I'll easily capture them when they're all tired and beat up. It will mean a fight to the death. . .for you!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 1

“If you lay a finger on our pirates again, I'm going to kick your ass!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“Long hair will send you to hell!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“I wish Italy would stop being a crybaby. I wish he would kick his bad habit of wanting to eat pasta everywhere. I wish he would stop getting a stomachache every time he ate geleto. I wish he would learn to throw a grenade properly. I wish his older brother would stop trying to punch me. I wish-"
*babble babble babble*
"Germany . . . That's impossible . . .”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“Why won't the light just shut up...? I swear I'll never drink again... someone please kill me..."
-Britain (he was hung-over), Hetalia: Axis Powers”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“Don't worry, I can hander it!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“Santo Rita Meata Mater Ringo Jonah Tito Marlin Jack Latoya Janet Michael Dumbledora the Explorer! Santo Rita Meata Mater Ringo Jonah Tito Marlin Jack Latoya Janet Michael Dumbledora the Explorer! I've summoned you from the depths of Hell. Show yourself!" (Britain)
"You kolled?" (Russia)
"I wasn't calling you!" (Britain)
-Britain and Russia”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“Hello to you! I am the box of tomatoes fairy! I come in peace! Let us be friends and play with each other!" (Italy)
"I think someone's inside here." (Germany)
"You're wrong~! There's no one inside. Do not open the box!" (Italy)
-Italy and Germany's first meeting”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“Am I Catholic or Protestant...? God, I don't know..."
-Britain (after having a little too much to drink)”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“Ahhh-ahh! I'm so sorry! You were right! I am not the box of tomatoes fairies at all! It was all lies, lies, LIES! Please don't shoot me! I'm too young to die, and what if I don't die and but am just mortally wounded and forced to lie there in misery in a pool of my own blood?! Please, I'll do anything--well, I mean within reason-- I don't want to diiiiiiie!"
-Italy's "I don't want to die" rant part one”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“Germany, Germany! I'm in North Africa right now and I can't tie my shoe laces!"
-Italy”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“Italy: Germany, Germany. Germany is a really really nice place. Even though I'm your prisoner, you give me food, and it doesn't suck like English food. Sausages with cheeses always taste so good, it'd be heaven for a dog - yeah that's Germany. Tell me how is it you Germans are so robust? You're crushing me with your intimidation, my fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear, your women terrify me. Is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head? Please don't come to my place in large mobs, German tourists are scary. Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am. Yahoo!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“If you're a soldier-- even if you're French-- you're supposed to try very hard to escape captivity!"
-Germany”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“Italy: It's been a while since I slept with you, Romano.
Romano: Shut up! You should have at least two beds in your place!
Italy: How weird... I usually sleep together with Germany and Japan.
Romano: [Grabs Italy's throat] You still get along with them!
[Repeatedly bashes his head into his brother's]
Italy: Bro, I can't breathe. Bro, I can't breathe!
[Cut to Germany's office; his phone is ringing. He picks it up]
Italy: Germany, save me! I'm on my bed and my brother is- ow!
Romano: Not there!
Italy: It's stuck! OW!
Romano: Put down the phone, you fool!
Italy: TAKE IT OUT!
Romano: Put it down!
[Line goes dead]
Germany: [Slightly disturbed] His brother's... stuck..."ow"... take it out...
[Germany bursts into Italy's room]
Italy: Italy, are you okay! What's going-!
[He realizes the brothers' signature hair curls are merely tangled with each other]
Italy: Germany, you're late!”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“You don't know me! I'm the United bloody Kingdom and I can held my locker better then you any day!"
-England”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“This could vork... friends. Uh... ve don't have to kiss, do ve?"
"Nope~ Unless you want to~"
-Germany and Italy”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“When I look into all of your stupid faces, I think how fun it will be to pound them into dust."
-Russia”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“I mean seriously, I'm a virgin! What do you think they get virgin olive oil? The point is you do not want to shoot a virgin. We're pathetic enough as it is! Please! I apologize for the lying and box thing, I really am a good Italy! I swear, you're Germany, right? (trails off)"
-Italy's "I don't want to die" rant part 2”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“Ahahaha! Listen to me and my awesome hero voice, guys! China! I choose you!"
-America”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“Germany:We've called this conference to solve the world's problems, not to fight about the problems of our past. And since I'm the only country who seems to know how to run a meeting we'll follow my rules from here on out. Eight minutes each for speeches, no chit chat about side deals and absolutely no going over the time limit. Now if you want to go, make sure you're prepared and raise your hand but do so in a way that does not mock any salute of my country's past.”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk!"
-America”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“Germany, thanks for the water~ Now I can make pasta again~"
-Italy”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“This weather man is predicting a 99% chance of shit storm and it's comin' right at ya!"
-Romano to Germany”
― Hidekaz Himaruya

“Oh, boy... it's hug time." (Italy)
"Would you stop it with your hug-therapy already?!" (Romano)
"I'll never understand Catholics..." (Germany)
Germany, Italy, and Romano”
― Hidekaz Himaruya