Write Blocked > Quotes

“Mine’s bigger!” The Phantom bragged”
― Write Blocked, The Mob Hunter 7: Rise of the Phantom (Unofficial Minecraft Superhero Series)

“One thing about being a detective is that you have to catch the culprit. One thing about culprits is that they tend to not want to get caught.”
― Write Blocked, Timmy the Traveler: Lies In London

“What is your least favorite Minecraft mob??” Hmmm…probably the creepers.”
― Write Blocked, The Mob Hunter 7: Rise of the Phantom (Unofficial Minecraft Superhero Series)

“Particularly Penny likes to do window shopping, which is basically flying to the glass windows of stores she likes and then pecking furiously at the window. “Why do you want a dress,” I complained as I pulled Penny off a window.”
― Write Blocked, Timmy The Traveler - Minecraft Adventurer: Nefarious in New York

“It was a risky move for her to steal it in the split second that the lights were cut.”
― Write Blocked, Timmy the Traveler: Lies In London

“Aw, man, I hate stealth,” Liam muttered.”
― Write Blocked, Night of Null

“I quickly scrambled back up to my feet just in time to see Vinny’s big hand coming right at me. I swiftly ducked underneath it and then swung my sword at the giant’s arm, grazing his right arm. “Ooof!” Vinny groaned and reeled back. I took the opportunity to swing at him with another strike, this time at his feet. Vinny stumbled and shook as he tried to keep his balance. As sneaky as he sometimes can be, Jack had already finished digging a hole behind the giant while he was busy fighting me. Vinny, as he kept taking his steps backwards, tripped on the hole and came crashing down on the ground below. Jack and I both jumped on top of the giant. I smacked him a little with the blunt side of my sword, while Jack slapped the giant with a porkchop. “Ready to answer questions now?” I asked the giant. The giant opened his mouth to reply but was promptly slapped by Jack with another porkchop. “Jack, you have to let him talk first, then smack him if he refuses to answer,” I explained. “Oh, right. My bad. I was really into it,” Jack apologized, “To be fair, I was just tossed through a barn. I feel like I deserve a bit of vengeance.” “Okay, okay. Stop with the porkchop slapping,” Vinny pleaded, “I’m a vegan.” “Oh, sorry,” Jack reached into his pocket and pulled out a roll of bread and then slapped the giant with the bread instead.”
― Write Blocked, Champions Royale

“I’m not married, and I am actually single as well. On the positive side, this gives me much more time to write!”
― Write Blocked, Fool's Gold

“Mom, can you believe it? The Mob Hunter doesn’t look like a potato!” The son exclaimed.”
― Write Blocked, The Savage Six

“Remind me to punish the pig butt wiper once we get back.”
― Write Blocked, Children of Null

“Revenge against bullies is sweet and a dish best served by someone else.”
― Write Blocked, Week Two

“I can’t leave The Dojo,” Dionysus explained”
― Write Blocked, Stuck Inside Minecraft

“There’s nothing anyone can say to stop me. I’m crossing the border into Mine City no matter what. “STEVE!” Paul yelled out. “WHAT?” I shouted back, “There’s no way I’m coming back.” “But Steve,” Paul ran out of the room, “You’re still in your underwear, mate.” “Oh.” I looked down and remembered my clothes are still in the water bucket. “Yeah…I guess I’ll come back,” I mumbled.”
― Write Blocked, Enter Entity 303

“We’re probably going to get mistaken for twin brothers,” I told Sherblock. “I, of course, being the more handsome twin.”
― Write Blocked, Timmy the Traveler: Lies In London

“Oh no! Diamondator’s gone wild! He’s eating her face!” Paul shouted in panic.”
― Write Blocked, The Mob Hunter 10: Diamonds Are Breakable (Unofficial Minecraft Superhero Series) (The Mob Hunter

“Vinny? Really?” Sherblock said. “You’re complaining about my name, Sir Pigham?” I retorted. “Well played,” Sherblock accepted.”
― Write Blocked, Timmy the Traveler: Lies In London

“And the 100th reason why you should do your homework is so that you become a great leader like him,” Emma pointed towards me, “Otherwise, you’ll end up like him.” Emma pointed at Jack. “Hey!” Jack complained.”
― Write Blocked, Raiders of Null

“They must really have liked cows back then,” I remarked. “Parrots are better,” Penny pointed out. “Well, if that’s the case, why aren’t there any ancient temples worshipping parrots?” “Hmmm…” Penny thought for a little while and then pecked at my head, “You build one!”
― Write Blocked, Timmy The Traveler - Minecraft Adventurer: Nefarious in New York

“Guys, this is just like that YouTube series Stuck Inside Minecraft by that streamer Michael,” Pari mentioned. “Pari…that’s an animation. It’s a show. It’s not real. This is nothing like that!” Denzel replied. “This is real!”
― Write Blocked, Stuck Inside Minecraft: Pocket Edition

“An average 13-year-old boy, doing average things, with an average stay-at-home mom and an average life.” - Michael”
― Write Blocked, Stuck Inside Minecraft

“Why is it that I must always make terrible puns when I’m lying! I internally yelled at myself.”
― Write Blocked, Timmy The Traveler - Minecraft Adventurer: Nefarious in New York

“I was able to locate a possible cave extension to the southeast…” “Uh huh.” “And then I met a flying horse and saved it from a space dragon by beating it in a baking contest…” “Huh?” I said, finally turning away from the symbol. “You weren’t paying attention to me.”
― Write Blocked, The Mob Hunter 13: Into the Deep Dark (Unofficial Minecraft Superhero Series) (The Mob Hunter

“Okay, okay. Stop with the porkchop slapping,” Vinny pleaded, “I’m a vegan.” “Oh, sorry,” Jack reached into his pocket and pulled out a roll of bread and then slapped the giant with the bread instead.”
― Write Blocked, Champions Royale

“How was she going to respond? She leaned over, and kissed me on my left cheek.”
― Write Blocked, Diary of Nate The Minecraft Ninja 9: Showdown (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Diary of Nate The Minecraft Ninja

“Don’t bother. You’re hopeless,” Penny cackled in her grating parrot laugh right in my ear and then flew off.”
― Write Blocked, Timmy the Traveler: Lies In London

“I call this the floss.”
― Write Blocked, The Mob Hunter 8: Enter The Nether (Unofficial Minecraft Superhero Series) (The Mob Hunter

“Huh.” I considered, then faced Jack. “Got any god-cuffs?”
― Write Blocked, Caves and Cliffs

“Sup bro,” Clank said. “Wussahp my dude,” I high fived him.”
― Write Blocked, Monster Middle School Diary: Week Four

“Slimeball”
― Write Blocked, Enter Entity 303

“Pan’s a satyr God of the wild, shepherds and flocks.”
― Write Blocked, Stuck Inside Minecraft: Pocket Edition 2