Write Blocked > Quotes

“Mine’s bigger!” The Phantom bragged”
― Write Blocked, The Mob Hunter 7: Rise of the Phantom (Unofficial Minecraft Superhero Series)

“What is your least favorite Minecraft mob??” Hmmm…probably the creepers.”
― Write Blocked, The Mob Hunter 7: Rise of the Phantom (Unofficial Minecraft Superhero Series)

“Particularly Penny likes to do window shopping, which is basically flying to the glass windows of stores she likes and then pecking furiously at the window. “Why do you want a dress,” I complained as I pulled Penny off a window.”
― Write Blocked, Timmy The Traveler - Minecraft Adventurer: Nefarious in New York

“It was a risky move for her to steal it in the split second that the lights were cut.”
― Write Blocked, Timmy the Traveler: Lies In London

“One thing about being a detective is that you have to catch the culprit. One thing about culprits is that they tend to not want to get caught.”
― Write Blocked, Timmy the Traveler: Lies In London

“I’m not married, and I am actually single as well. On the positive side, this gives me much more time to write!”
― Write Blocked, Fool's Gold

“I quickly scrambled back up to my feet just in time to see Vinny’s big hand coming right at me. I swiftly ducked underneath it and then swung my sword at the giant’s arm, grazing his right arm. “Ooof!” Vinny groaned and reeled back. I took the opportunity to swing at him with another strike, this time at his feet. Vinny stumbled and shook as he tried to keep his balance. As sneaky as he sometimes can be, Jack had already finished digging a hole behind the giant while he was busy fighting me. Vinny, as he kept taking his steps backwards, tripped on the hole and came crashing down on the ground below. Jack and I both jumped on top of the giant. I smacked him a little with the blunt side of my sword, while Jack slapped the giant with a porkchop. “Ready to answer questions now?” I asked the giant. The giant opened his mouth to reply but was promptly slapped by Jack with another porkchop. “Jack, you have to let him talk first, then smack him if he refuses to answer,” I explained. “Oh, right. My bad. I was really into it,” Jack apologized, “To be fair, I was just tossed through a barn. I feel like I deserve a bit of vengeance.” “Okay, okay. Stop with the porkchop slapping,” Vinny pleaded, “I’m a vegan.” “Oh, sorry,” Jack reached into his pocket and pulled out a roll of bread and then slapped the giant with the bread instead.”
― Write Blocked, Champions Royale

“Aw, man, I hate stealth,” Liam muttered.”
― Write Blocked, Night of Null

“Mom, can you believe it? The Mob Hunter doesn’t look like a potato!” The son exclaimed.”
― Write Blocked, The Savage Six

“Remind me to punish the pig butt wiper once we get back.”
― Write Blocked, Children of Null

“I can’t leave The Dojo,” Dionysus explained”
― Write Blocked, Stuck Inside Minecraft

“There’s nothing anyone can say to stop me. I’m crossing the border into Mine City no matter what. “STEVE!” Paul yelled out. “WHAT?” I shouted back, “There’s no way I’m coming back.” “But Steve,” Paul ran out of the room, “You’re still in your underwear, mate.” “Oh.” I looked down and remembered my clothes are still in the water bucket. “Yeah…I guess I’ll come back,” I mumbled.”
― Write Blocked, Enter Entity 303

“We’re probably going to get mistaken for twin brothers,” I told Sherblock. “I, of course, being the more handsome twin.”
― Write Blocked, Timmy the Traveler: Lies In London

“Revenge against bullies is sweet and a dish best served by someone else.”
― Write Blocked, Week Two

“Dionysus”
― Write Blocked, Stuck Inside Minecraft

“Sup bro,” Clank said. “Wussahp my dude,” I high fived him.”
― Write Blocked, Monster Middle School Diary: Week Four

“Slimeball”
― Write Blocked, Enter Entity 303

“It is difficult to catch a black cat in a dark room, especially when it’s not there.”
― Write Blocked, Diary of Nate The Minecraft Ninja 2: A Doctorate In Evil (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Diary of Nate The Minecraft Ninja

“So if you tell your own awkward story, then you’ll have an awkward potion,” Clank shrugged. “Maybe.”
― Write Blocked, Monster Middle School Diary: Week Four

“Okay, okay. Stop with the porkchop slapping,” Vinny pleaded, “I’m a vegan.” “Oh, sorry,” Jack reached into his pocket and pulled out a roll of bread and then slapped the giant with the bread instead.”
― Write Blocked, Champions Royale

“Where ees ze ice!?!?”
― Write Blocked, The Mob Hunter 10: Diamonds Are Breakable (Unofficial Minecraft Superhero Series) (The Mob Hunter

“sautéed cuisses de grenouille,”
― Write Blocked, The Mob Hunter 10: Diamonds Are Breakable (Unofficial Minecraft Superhero Series) (The Mob Hunter

“Our memories are so bad, sometimes we even forget how to get home.  Don’t worry, we all find our way home eventually. Except Jimmy. Poor Jimmy. He’s still lost somewhere out there.”
― Write Blocked, Monster Middle School Diary: Week Three

“End-tity”
― Write Blocked, The Savage Six

“Everyone, this is Zelus,” Mordecai presented him to us, Zelus beamed at us all, clearly enjoying the attention. “Indeed, my dear guests! And what a night it will be! I’ve got tremendous entertainment planned for you in the colosseum. Spectacles you wouldn’t believe!”
― Write Blocked, Stuck Inside Minecraft: Book 15

“An average 13-year-old boy, doing average things, with an average stay-at-home mom and an average life.” - Michael”
― Write Blocked, Stuck Inside Minecraft

“you pillagers weren’t doing that great either. Hiding out in your caves would’ve just made you Nullified food. I doubt Lily would have agreed to come back with us if she really thought you bandits could’ve survived a Nullified attack on your own.” ​Their faces fell. Nacho scowled at me. “Hey! What do you know?” ​I shrugged my shoulders. “Enough to beat your captain one-on-one.”
― Write Blocked, Night of Null

“Why is it that I must always make terrible puns when I’m lying! I internally yelled at myself.”
― Write Blocked, Timmy The Traveler - Minecraft Adventurer: Nefarious in New York

“I was able to locate a possible cave extension to the southeast…” “Uh huh.” “And then I met a flying horse and saved it from a space dragon by beating it in a baking contest…” “Huh?” I said, finally turning away from the symbol. “You weren’t paying attention to me.”
― Write Blocked, The Mob Hunter 13: Into the Deep Dark (Unofficial Minecraft Superhero Series) (The Mob Hunter

“Vinny? Really?” Sherblock said. “You’re complaining about my name, Sir Pigham?” I retorted. “Well played,” Sherblock accepted.”
― Write Blocked, Timmy the Traveler: Lies In London