Susan Renee > Quotes

“You’re a taint-shaver? How have I never known?” Jacoby chokes on the water he just sipped from the bottle in his hand. “Wait, what? Are we really talking about KitKat’s taint?”
― Susan Renee, Hole Punched

“That’s right, sugar daddy!” She giggles. “Are you sure I didn’t tell you my birthday was also the twenty-second of May?”
― Susan Renee, Saving the Game

“Are you sleeping with other”
― Susan Renee, Seven

“As we near the locker room”
― Susan Renee, Unfair Game

“And now I’m a hot sobbing mess because even after a little over two weeks you give a damn and he never gave a damn, Milo.” Sniffle “He never fucking gave a damn.”
― Susan Renee, Unfair Game

“Sometimes the ugliest parts of ourselves are what others love the most.”
― Susan Renee, Solving Us

“If you’re sleeping in my bed, you’re wearing my name.” Taking the opportunity while it’s right in front of me, I breathe him in, committing his scent to my memory, and then whisper, “Yes Sir.” “Good girl.”
― Susan Renee, Unfair Game

“dick sneeze.”
― Susan Renee, Kamana Wanalaya for the Holidays

“You need a jersey”
― Susan Renee, Unfair Game

“Being yourself, who you want to be, and who you’re meant to be, and owning it, is a lot harder than anyone thinks it is.”
― Susan Renee, Hole Punched

“Eat your heart out, Milo!” I laugh as she takes another picture. “Or eat me out. Whichever comes first.”
― Susan Renee, Unfair Game