Georgia Dunn > Quotes

“Boxes are never empty because they're always filled with adventure.”
― Georgia Dunn, Breaking Cat News: Cats Reporting on the News that Matters to Cats

“Sunshine is one note. Rain is a symphony.”
― Georgia Dunn

“Not everyone can bloom where they are planted. Some folks have to go seek out the sun.”
― Georgia Dunn, Elvis Puffs Out: A Breaking Cat News Adventure

“A library is where a community shares the best parts of society: knowledge, literature, arts, companionship, and puppets.”
― Georgia Dunn

“In your worst moments, you need a dream the most.”
― Georgia Dunn

“Every heart doubles as a compass, Puck. I think if you check yours again, you’ll find you already know what direction to take.”
― Georgia Dunn, Take It Away, Tommy!: A Breaking Cat News Adventure

“I’m just going to sit here. With my back turned. And my ears flat. Aggressively not caring.”
― Georgia Dunn, Everything's Coming Up Beatrix!: A Breaking Cat News Adventure

“THIS JUST IN: THE VACUUM HAS COME FOR ME. GOODBYE FOREVER”
― Georgia Dunn, Behind the Scenes with Burt: A Breaking Cat News Adventure

“Feed me, I’m Scottish!”
― Georgia Dunn, Lupin Leaps In: A Breaking Cat News Adventure

“The word’ VET’ is an acronym for ‘very evil tyrant’.
Or is it ‘very eager tickler’? Everything the vet does kinda tickles…
I had a chart, but it’s at home.
—Voracious eagle tamer—”
― Georgia Dunn, Behind the Scenes with Burt: A Breaking Cat News Adventure

“…We’re all paper towels.”
― Georgia Dunn, Elvis Puffs Out: A Breaking Cat News Adventure

“This reporter cannot see the vacuum form his excellent vantage point under the couch… with NO FRIENDS to obscure his view.”
“We here under the bed would once again like to extend our sincerest apologies—“
“And once again, my anger shield is deflecting them back into your faces.”
― Georgia Dunn, Behind the Scenes with Burt: A Breaking Cat News Adventure

“I think I’ve got the tailor!”
“I’m not a tailor! I’m a criminal! This is a weapon!”
*Poke*
“Ow!”
“This ain’t Cinderella!”
― Georgia Dunn, Take It Away, Tommy!: A Breaking Cat News Adventure

“Where are my dudes? Where are all my dudes?”
“Lupin, the woman’s dudes are missing.”
—What are dudes? No one knows—
“Is it possible she means ‘duds’? Like, ‘where are my fanciest breakfast duds?”
― Georgia Dunn, Everything's Coming Up Beatrix!: A Breaking Cat News Adventure

“Lupin: “I don’t even think I’m Irish! I have a tail!”
Puck: “That’s Manx. They’re Scottish.”
Lupin: “Well, then, I have ears!”
Puck: “Scottish Folds are also Scottish.”
Lupin: “Why are Scottish cats dropping body parts left and right?”
Puck: “HOLD ON—am I Scottish?”
― Georgia Dunn, Lupin Leaps In: A Breaking Cat News Adventure

“The woman locks [the needles] away because a certain cat tries to slurp up threaded needles like spaghetti.”
“I like to live dangerously.”
― Georgia Dunn, Lupin Leaps In: A Breaking Cat News Adventure

“LUPIN, THE TELEPROMPTER IS LYING TO YOU!”
“Lupin, the teleprompter is lying…*GASP* TREACHERY!”
― Georgia Dunn, Lupin Leaps In: A Breaking Cat News Adventure

“Hello, it’s your number one bad boy Pucky-Bear! Wanna do crime things?”
― Georgia Dunn , Everything's Coming Up Beatrix!: A Breaking Cat News Adventure

“8:01… FOOD FOR NONE!”
“8:02… FEED US, DUDE!”
“Five more minutes…”
“8:06… GET THE SWISH!”
“8:10… SWISH HIM AGAIN!”
“Oh, c’mon—”
― Georgia Dunn, Elvis Puffs Out: A Breaking Cat News Adventure

“Change can make us fall to pieces.
Change can cause us to unravel.
It can also offer opportunity for tremendous growth.
…
And once changed, we never quite return to our original state.”
― Georgia Dunn, Elvis Puffs Out: A Breaking Cat News Adventure

“These dust bunnies are ALIVE.”
“We’re hamsters.”
― Georgia Dunn

“Come back! You forgot your complimentary gift bag full of JUSTICE!”
― Georgia Dunn, Take It Away, Tommy!: A Breaking Cat News Adventure

“GENTLEMEN, WE BE THE DUDES”
― Georgia Dunn, Everything's Coming Up Beatrix!: A Breaking Cat News Adventure

“THE CEILING IS A FLOOR TOO IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!”
― Georgia Dunn, Elvis Puffs Out: A Breaking Cat News Adventure

“It’s all part of an ongoing effort to keep Lupin out of the plants.
But Lupin’s dreams don’t know when to quit.”
― Georgia Dunn

“LIBRARIES>PARTY STORES
ONLY ONE CARRIES ADVENTURE!”
― Georgia Dunn, Everything's Coming Up Beatrix!: A Breaking Cat News Adventure

“I’m a good boy!”
“You eat books.”
“I’m mostly a good boy.”
― Georgia Dunn, Everything's Coming Up Beatrix!: A Breaking Cat News Adventure

“Sophie, where does your art come from?”
“The kitchen, mostly.”
― Georgia Dunn, Elvis Puffs Out: A Breaking Cat News Adventure