Kate Prior > Quotes

“Yes, I believe the part that confuses people is that if you’ve been reanimated by a necromancer, you are allowed to actually file as their dependent.”
― Kate Prior, The Orc from the Office

“It's such a pleasure to be bewitched by her.”
― Kate Prior, Mated to My Ex

“It’s someone who’s on your side, on your wavelength. When you can’t keep up with life, they’re there to help you.”
― Kate Prior, The Orc from the Office

“What the hell was that about?” I snap at Soven. I’ve never raised my voice so angrily at him before, and yet this does not seem to shock him. “Downsizing,” Soven growls, throwing off his cloak of shadows, revealing the beast underneath.”
― Kate Prior, Love, Laugh, Lich

“Then Soven says, “Workin’ hard, or hardly workin’?” He snaps and points a claw out over the empty cubicle, and pretends to wink at some imaginary coworker. It’s so overwhelmingly ridiculous to imagine him working in one of these tiny cubicles, I can’t help but laugh. “You’re such a dork,” I say, putting a hand over my mouth. “No one actually says that.”
― Kate Prior, Love, Laugh, Lich

“The IT department has asked me to stop slapping my computer when it gives me trouble, but for inanimate objects, I’ve always found percussive maintenance to be the most persuasive. I can't exactly Bcc furniture into submission.”
― Kate Prior, The Orc from the Office

“And the thing about economic collapse and social upheaval is that there’s a lot of room for upward mobility. At least that’s what Janice from HR says, and I guess she’s right, because I used to work in customer service, but now I’m a personal assistant to the Lich.”
― Kate Prior, Love, Laugh, Lich

“Foot, mouth, thoroughly acquainted. I’m digging my own grave while standing in quicksand.”
― Kate Prior, Love, Laugh, Lich

“My chest is full of pigeons, cooing weird little confused noises.”
― Kate Prior, The Gargoyle from General Management

“I've been checking job listings and filling out my information over and over again, a process that is as inefficient as it is torturous, the crown jewel of evil empirism.”
― Kate Prior, The Orc from the Office