Bernice Bloom > Quotes

“Everyone knows that calories taken off someone else's plate or from someone else's glass don't count”
― Bernice Bloom, Mary Brown is leaving town: Fun and laughter at weight loss camp & the joys of internet dating

“By the time we reach the college, I am 94-years-old.”
― Bernice Bloom, The Mysterious Invitation: A Mary Brown novel

“Vanity’s tentacles are much less sharp than those attached to the comforts of eating.”
― Bernice Bloom, Diary of an Adorable Fat Girl