Adam Gnade > Quotes

“Don't Blame the Illuminati-Become the Illuminati!”
― Adam Gnade and Rio Safari

“Be good to people. Even the shitty ones. Let the assholes be assholes. You'll sleep better.”
― Adam Gnade, The Do-It-Yourself Guide to Fighting the Big Motherfuckin' Sad

“There's truth in patterns but it's the kind of truth that's hard to accept - the truth we don't always see because we're not always looking.”
― Adam Gnade, The Do-It-Yourself Guide to Fighting the Big Motherfuckin' Sad

“There’s no meaning of life but there is meaning and life, and it’s there waiting for you.”
― Adam Gnade, The Do-It-Yourself Guide to Fighting the Big Motherfuckin' Sad

“Learn the difference between honesty and being a dick.”
― Adam Gnade, The Do-It-Yourself Guide to Fighting the Big Motherfuckin' Sad

“Humanity is a monster that will eat you alive. It is a pestilence sweeping across the landscape. But people? People can be alright. Loving even the smallest number of people is a reason to stick around, a reason to get out of bed in the morning. Trying to love people while holding onto hope is a daily war where the enemy is so much stronger than you. The enemy has tanks and bombs. They have napalm they’ll drop on you, and you’ve got Nerf guns and wooden swords.”
― Adam Gnade, After Tonight, Everything Will Be Different

“Don't waste your time with books you can't give your heart to.”
― Adam Gnade, The Do-It-Yourself Guide to Fighting the Big Motherfuckin' Sad

“We're all braver and stronger than we give ourselves credit for.”
― Adam Gnade, The Do-It-Yourself Guide to Fighting the Big Motherfuckin' Sad

“It was fun until someone threw a D battery at us.”
― Adam Gnade, Caveworld

“Some days a small wooden boat of local fishermen comes to shore, and they trade lobsters or crabs for shotgun shells and jugs of fresh water. The men look like explorers from another time. They are burned dark by the sun and they laugh easily and sometimes they try to talk to me, and my mother translates. I love them. They are heroic, alive, and something to aspire to.”
― Adam Gnade, After Tonight, Everything Will Be Different

“Jesus died for a six-pack of Diet Pepsi!”
― Adam Gnade, Caveworld

“There was nothing out there—no homes or stores or gas stations or billboards.”
― Adam Gnade, Caveworld

“The first week I was here, I got lost at a parking lot at the mall.”
― Adam Gnade, Caveworld

“Preachers are creepy. I think it's like a rule. White male preachers, anyway, they look like pedophiles. I think it's the hair.”
― Adam Gnade, Caveworld