L.J. Swallow > Quotes

“I did have a stress toy to squeeze, in the shape of a dog, but I stressed the item too much and the head fell off.”
― L.J. Swallow, Legacy

“Yeah, it's a joke throughout the world, but the phrase “have you turned it off and on again?” should be framed as the company motto in the corner of the room. Second only to “have you plugged in the modem?” Fun times.”
― L.J. Swallow, Legacy

“whisper.”
― L.J. Swallow, Dragon Soul

“I often admire them, but for their commitment to perfection and not their work status. No , I admire anybody who climbs out of bed an hour earlier than necessary to torture themselves with straightening tongs.”
― L.J. Swallow, Legacy

“Do you realise you smell better than bacon, and that’s pretty damn impossible?”
― L.J. Swallow, The Four Horsemen: Books 1-3

“abandon hope all ye who enter here'.”
― L.J. Swallow, Nightworld Academy: Term One

“always”
― L.J. Swallow, Winterfall Destiny

“cannot deal with people who lie. Like, lose my shit cannot deal with. My inability to tell a lie myself, even the tiny white variety, kills me too. Why couldn't my parents choose a different virtue to name me after? Hope, Faith, Grace? I'd take anything but the name meaning truth, because I'm sure this cursed me to lose friends due to my blunt truthful nature. Took me years to realise when girls say "be honest" that this is code for "don’t tell somebody their ass does in fact look big in that.”
― L.J. Swallow, Legacy

“Interesting look, Maeve. Did he tear your clothes? You're a bit young for Tobias, aren't you? Like a hundred and thirty years too young." I guess you never saw Twilight.”
― L.J. Swallow, Nightworld Academy: Term One

“Wherever you go, whatever happens, my heart would bring me back to you.”
― LJ Swallow, Silvercrest Court

“And she smiles that smile again, the one to fill and break my heart”
― L.J. Swallow, Bound

“I don't have a lot of freedom, from the guys or my role, but when I ride my bike, I'm on the verge between control and the bike controlling me. My life wavers between safety and danger, but this time the split second between triumph and disaster is in my hands. And I need more.”
― L.J. Swallow, Bound

“In my old life, I'd never come to a place like this. On the rare nights out I spent with Clone Club, we visited brighter lit, bigger places filled with shiny, happy people. Not a freak show like here.”
― L.J. Swallow, Bound