Stuart Francis > Quotes

“I'm not a woman and i'm not a man, i'm just a thing with breasts and a penis".”
― Stuart Francis, GUAN: For strong stomachs only!

“Her hands and feet were bound so tight it buried in her skin so far it was not visible

Bernie Haynerk”
― Stuart Francis, Sad

“I was the only one who knew what she was really like. My grandma was one evil cu**".”
― Stuart Francis, Grandma, I HATE you!

“I don't like good kids being corrupted by bad ones, Santa never does".

The Santa Killer”
― Stuart Francis, Michael: The Santa Killer Confessions

“As i sat listening to this old man's tale of murder, rape and disposing of a tortured body, i felt a sense of strength deep in my soul that i could accomplish something similar with the bullies who ruined my life at school".

Christopher”
― Stuart Francis, Mr. Coulrophilia

“She was 18. I used to spy on her. I hated her but was sexual aroused by her nonetheless".

Harold”
― Stuart Francis, Harold: Mummy Hates Sinners