Michael Frederick Green > Quotes

“I would define a Coarse Actor as one who can remember the lines but not the order in which they come. it is perhaps not an entirely satisfactory definition, and a close friend whom I regard as easily the most desperately bad actor in West Bromwich suggests that a Coarse Actor is one who can remember the pauses but not the lines.”
― Michael Frederick Green, The Art of Coarse Acting, Or, How To Wreck An Amateur Dramatic Society

“Some day I should like to run a competition to find out the unfunniest clown in Shkespeare. There's a lot of choice from that dreadful lancelot Gobbo to the superlatively unfunny Feste. Nobody can make me believe that even the groundlings laughed at them, unless, as I suspect, the dire lines were enlivened by rude gestures,”
― Michael Frederick Green, The Art of Coarse Acting, Or, How To Wreck An Amateur Dramatic Society