Zack Zombie > Quotes

“little brother started bothering me again. He’s such a little ankle biter! No, really. He likes to bite my ankles and run away… Really fast!”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 1: A Scare of a Dare

“When I asked Piggy where he was from, he told me something about his dad being struck by lightning or something like that. Piggy is always making stuff up.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 1: A Scare of a Dare

“said goodbye to Steve and I went home. As I was walking away, I could hear him start moaning again like before.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“best friend Skelee can’t go out during the day, either. His parents are really strict. Skelee’s parents won’t even let him have a dog. He said his uncle got a dog once, but it buried his grandmother in the back yard. And they never found her. Bummer…”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 1: A Scare of a Dare

“catch him. Mom says I used to do the same thing when I was his age. I guess they don’t feed us enough when we’re kids. My Mom said I had to get ready for dinner. I asked her, “What’s for dinner tonight?” “Rotten meatloaf.” “Can’t we go out to eat?” I asked her. “There are no villagers out”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 1: A Scare of a Dare

“mood, and I said, “Hi!” to a villager. He fainted. I think it was my breath. Mom always tells me not to brush my teeth. But today I forgot and did anyway.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 1: A Scare of a Dare

“Books”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 2: Bullies and Buddies

“have to go out and scare some villagers again. Most of the time it’s boring, but sometimes it can be fun. One time, I crept up behind a villager and put my arms out like this, and said, “Uurrrgghhh!!!” It really scared him. Actually, he was so scared he ran away and dropped his sword. I took it as a souvenir. I have it hanging up on my wall.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 1: A Scare of a Dare

“sometimes. It’s always, “Do this,” and “Scare that.” Some days I wish I were human so I wouldn’t have to get up at night and go scaring. I’m sure human parents aren’t like this. And I’m sure human parents aren’t always telling their kids what to do. Human parents are probably really nice and let their kids stay up all day and do whatever they”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 1: A Scare of a Dare

“Uuuuurrrgghhhh!!!” “Honey, it’s time to get up!” “Uuuurrrgghhhaacckkhuhh?” “Honey, it’s night time already, you need to get up!” “Aww Mom, do I have to?” “Yes, you do. Those villagers aren’t going to scare themselves.” “Uuuurrgghhhhh!!!” “Don’t Uuuuurrrgghhh Me. You get up, and get ready this instant!”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 1: A Scare of a Dare

“I know what you’re thinking. But we don’t eat villagers. But when we scare them, they sometimes drop really yummy food. One time, I scared a villager and she dropped a cake! That was the best day ever.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 1: A Scare of a Dare

“BOY GETS MIRACLE TRANSPLANT—NOW HAS BUTT CHIN”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 16: Down the Drain

“Zombie? Shouldn’t you be at school?”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 19: Zombies Vs. Aliens

“Old Man Jenkins”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 2: Bullies and Buddies

“his”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 18: In Too Deep

“help me,’ I panted heavily. Man, I don’t run enough. It wasn’t even that far, but I was SUPER PUFFED. Phew!”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 19: Zombies Vs. Aliens

“Whoa, T.M.I. Dude!” Steve and I said. “T.M.I.!”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 16: Down the Drain

“hula hoop with a Cheerio.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 14: Cloudy with a Chance of Apocalypse

“T.M.I.!”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 16: Down the Drain

“even Darius can get away with calling me names anymore. “Hey, Zombie, you’re so dumb, you tried to save a fish from drowning!” Darius said. “Hey, Darius, you’re so ugly that One Direction went the other way!” Brad said. “HAHAHAHA!” “Hey, Darius, you’re so ugly you turned Medusa into stone!” Velma said. “HAHAHAHA!” “Hey, Darius, you’re so ugly, you scare blind kids away!” Braden said. “HAHAHAHA!”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 14: Cloudy with a Chance of Apocalypse

“eminence,”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 10: One Bad Apple

“Wesley”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 7: Zombie Family Reunion

“Zombie, you’re so short, when you sneezed you bumped your head on the floor!” Darius said.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 14: Cloudy with a Chance of Apocalypse

“butt”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 18: In Too Deep

“READ”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 21: Carnival Chaos

“But I found out later that the gnomes left Wesley’s school alone. I heard they were overwhelmed by the destructive might of the Pre-school Chicken jockeys.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 15: Attack of the Gnomes!

“nipples”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 8: Back to Scare School

“Hey Zombie, what’s sizzling?”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 9: Zombie's Birthday Apocalypse

“with friends like these, who needs enemies…?”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“Hey, is Creepy coming today?” I said. “Yeah, he should be here in a little while. I think his Mom”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 2: Bullies and Buddies