Ron White > Quotes

“I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”
― Ron White

“I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.”
― Ron White

“When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!”
― Ron White, I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability

“You can't fix stupid! ”
― Ron White, I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability

“Barbara was actually Jeff Foxworthy's interior designer when we first met. So, not only was Jeff responsible for my success in my career, he also introduced me to the woman who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with, which, I think, makes us even. ”
― Ron White

“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”
― Ron White

“They call me Tater Salad”
― Ron White

“We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!”
― Ron White

“I didn't want to be DRUNK. IN. PUBLIC. I wanted to be drunk in a BAR. I was THROWN. into. public.”
― Ron White

“There is no cure for stupid.”
― Ron White

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― Ron White, How to Remember Names and Faces the Easy Way