L.C. Davis > Quotes

“Because the only way to truly live forever is to live on through the people you love.”
― L.C. Davis, Lightbearer

“Life is pain and guilt and all the ugly things we try to push away to make room for what makes it worth living.”
― L.C. Davis, Lightbearer

“That’s the best part of having siblings,” I laugh. “Half the time, you want to kill each other, but you’d kill for each other, too.”
― L.C. Davis, Lightbearer

“For some reason, he's ignored her for the last ten years in favor of the roughly human equivalent of unsalted butter.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“We're bros, man, and bros accept each other no matter what. Even if they're getting boned by a gay werewolf.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 4

“I'm captivated by every inch of him and every second that passes, I feel like my straight card is in even greater danger of being pried out of my grasp. Who am I kidding? That shit got revoked when he was buried knot-deep in my ass.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 2

“Can't believe I'm stuck in a damn werewolf romance novel and I don't even get to turn into a werewolf,”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“Sometimes, it's easy to forget he's a fantasy alpha male from a romance novel, and then other times, it smacks me in the face like a ten-inch cock.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 4

“For fuck’s sake, would you stop breathing down my neck while I’m trying to do Satanism?”
― L.C. Davis, Bad Blood

“I reach out to grab his tie, yanking him toward me with force that surprises me as much as him. "You are getting a vasectomy as soon as this is over," I say through gritted teeth that feel sharper than usual. "Capeesh? And if that doesn't work, you're getting a knot-ectomy." Raul grimaces as the tie constricts around his neck. "I'm not sure that's a thing, love.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5

“Brad Miller," he answers, hiccuping as he takes another swig of beer. My God, he is so enchanting.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“But on a scale from shitty rich people restaurants where they serve you one olive seed at a time on fire to TGI Friday's at happy hour, he's a solid Panera Bread.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 3

“hadn't just skimmed a bunch of shit to get to the sex.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 2

“Then think about strangling me, if that helps you focus," he says in an infuriatingly patient tone. Actually, it kind of does.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5

“I'm going to palpate your abdomen." "You're gonna fuckin' what now?" The doctor looks skyward as if for strength even though I know for a fact he's an atheist. "I'm just going to feel your stomach." "Oh," says Brad. "Yeah, fine, whatever.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“By the time I finish making two cups the way Raul and I both like it, I can hear Lenore and Trent have resumed their bickering. Guess it's their version of foreplay or something.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5

“Take care of this idiot, okay? He's your responsibility now, like a baby bird with acid reflux and mommy issues. And don't let him drink Fireball, he'll puke all over your sofa.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5

“Devon clutches his book protectively against his chest. "You can like the classics and paranormal romance. It's not mutually exclusive. And it's shifters, FYI.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“This is like that time we all got together and taped Dustin to a chair because he couldn't stop vaping even in the shower, and I'm not fuckin' here for it." Raul blinked at me. "You taped someone to a chair?" "Don't change the subject," I snap. "You planning on having me carted off to a padded cell or something?”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 2

“But considering she's eager to get back to the boring world, where only garlic bread has knots and eyes usually only sparkle when you're chopping onions...”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5

“Holy shit, his dick is huge," Steve says, his eyes as wide as dinner plates. "The fuck, bro?" Kevin asks, eyeing Steve warily. "Why're you looking at the naked wolfman's dick?" "Are you kidding?" Steven snaps. "That thing is huge, it was looking at me first!”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 3

“God, he's hot. I thought if anything, being back in the real world would help me shake off these feelings, but nope. They're still there, stubborn and gay as ever.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 3

“Well, if you find fraternal organizations based on hierarchical structure appealing, you shouldn't have too much trouble settling into life in a wolf pack, even if you are human.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“You're the one who was just telling me our souls are bound together with cosmic superglue or whatever. What happens to me if you get nerfed?”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 2

“I've lived on this planet for twenty-two fucking years and I've never seen someone's eyes twinkle. Something is very, very wrong with this place. “Uh. Just needed to get out of the rain, I guess.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“I'm starting to think the sketchier a guy is, the greater the chance he's an alpha.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“That's what I get for reading. I'm sticking to action movies with oily shirtless dudes and WWE from now on. Nothing good ever comes from literature.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“You know about omegas, then?" I ask. "Sure I do," he says, waving his hand dismissively. "Submissive, doe-eyed little werewolves with daddy issues and tight pussies that put off magical pheromones once a month that drive you and all the other alphas batshit, so the vamps are always trying to take them like some fucked up game of capture the flag.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“I need to hurry up and let Raul knock me up again so I at least have pregnancy hormones as an excuse for turning into a world-class sap myself.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 5

“I feel like a fish out of water. No, not out of water. I feel like a fish in a three-piece suit standing in line at a fucking Costco.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast 2