Chelsea Field > Quotes

“Connor loved heels. So did masochists.”
― Chelsea Field, The Hunger Pains

“But I suppose if we felt the loss of every injustice in the world, we would crumple under the weight of them.”
― Chelsea Field, Duty and the Beast

“My favorite pastime involved soft places, furred friends, and good books.”
― Chelsea Field, Poison and Prejudice

“The only explanation that made sense was that he’d never gotten far enough away from his mother’s shadow to learn perspective. To discover she wasn’t always right and that others held different opinions. That he was more valuable and more capable than she’d led him to believe.”
― Chelsea Field, The Hunger Pains

“I’d gone through that phase in high school and no longer mistook a man’s obsession with his own greatness for actual greatness.”
― Chelsea Field, Eat, Pray, Die

“most of the people on there are self-absorbed asses using it to validate their own importance.”
― Chelsea Field, Eat, Pray, Die

“More likely he was playing some kind of game on his phone and was lost in that special place men seem to find when they take a dump.”
― Chelsea Field, The Hunger Pains

“Forty-eight degrees was just about swimming weather in other parts of the world.”
― Chelsea Field, Duty and the Beast

“Japanese sex cushion too?”
― Chelsea Field, Duty and the Beast

“The game said if you couldn’t control someone, you made it look like they were doing what you wanted anyway. If that wasn’t possible, you could circumvent any power they’d won by convincing the other players that their actions had no impact on you. It seemed a lonely way to live.”
― Chelsea Field, Poison is the New Black

“Since you’re their one mutual connection to me, I figured if I drove them mad, they’d both come to you for help. Which gives you the perfect opportunity to invite them to work together to take down their common enemy. Not only would they be spending time in each other’s company, but they’d be working toward the same goal, a goal they both care about, which happens to be the ideal environment for fostering deeper relationships faster. It’s like those ridiculous team games corporate companies force on their employees, except way better.”
― Chelsea Field, Poison and Prejudice

“My heart swelled like a bread roll you dropped in the lake. Before it was devoured by the ducks.”
― Chelsea Field, The Hunger Pains

“My doctor told me that as long as I can walk up a flight of stairs then I can keep having sex. That's why I chose an upstairs appartment.”
― Chelsea Field, Eat, Pray, Die

“Funny how when someone said “no offense,” what followed was almost always offensive.”
― Chelsea Field, Duty and the Beast

“I lifted up the back window wiper and stuck the bag under it.”
― Chelsea Field, The Hunger Pains

“but a confession would only clear my conscience and sadden his.”
― Chelsea Field, Poison is the New Black

“offense,” what followed was almost always offensive.”
― Chelsea Field, Duty and the Beast

“the Idiot Fruit tree. Also known as the Ribbonwood, the Green”
― Chelsea Field, The Killer of Oz

“Your teeth are like a flock of newly shorn sheep (that’s a Bible verse I read once. I think it’s supposed to be a compliment). The point is you can skip brushing them this morning.”
― Chelsea Field, The Hunger Pains

“I bent down to greet him, along with our three-legged, long-retired, and long-lived sheepdog, Dash, who’d heaved himself out of bed to see what the commotion was about.”
― Chelsea Field, The Killer of Oz